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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
    <crawls out of coal-hole>

    Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.

    I want my Mum.
    Bless. You went down there a boy and have emerged as a ... erm ... ?

    Go home love, she's probably got your tea ready. You'll enjoy the next party a lot more

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  • Prickles
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    <crawls out of coal-hole>

    Aw, man. I'll never be able to sit down again.

    I want my Mum.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    <sound of opening beer can>
    Getting better.

    Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.
    Do you want some ice with that?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    <sound of opening beer can>
    How is your head btw?
    <sound of opening beer can>
    Getting better.

    Although I am sitting on a ring of fire.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    You called?

    Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.
    You could help lighten the load

    <sound of opening beer can>
    How is your head btw?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Bench?
    You called?

    Do you need a hand carrying all those beers? They look terribly heavy.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    The stereo's on fire, along with everything else. I hope Prickles doesn't piss The Gimp off too much. I'm going to sidle away to the park with the beers.
    Bench?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Put on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to it
    The stereo's on fire, along with everything else. I hope Prickles doesn't piss The Gimp off too much. I'm going to sidle away to the park with the beers.

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  • Zippy
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    Put on 'Welcome to the Jungle', close the door and leave him to it

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Prickles View Post
    Aaaghhh! Something touched me! Gerroff!


    Ooooh. That was nice. Do that again.

    Who are you? And where's the light switch?
    My guess is you've found BGG's gimp - and he likes you!

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  • Prickles
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    Aaaghhh! Something touched me! Gerroff!


    Ooooh. That was nice. Do that again.

    Who are you? And where's the light switch?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    That's a shame RH. I rather liked young Prickles.

    Oh well.
    Never mind. Just as long as he doesn't go into the cellar with BGG's Gimp he'll be ok. I'm sure he found another way out.

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  • Prickles
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    Is that chains clinking? Oh, tulip, man.

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  • Zippy
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    That's a shame RH. I rather liked young Prickles.

    Oh well.

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  • Prickles
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    This cellar is dark, and damp and something is wheezing down here.

    I'm not happy, man.

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