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  • vetran
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    Did his cheeks puff out like Marlon's?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I keep dreaming about Tsunami's!
    Is it rag week?






    IGMC

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Has anyone ever noticed how beautiful, alluring, horny and sexually adventurous women are before sex, and filthy hussies afterwards?
    No.

    I think you've told us something about yourself.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Has anyone ever noticed how beautiful, alluring, horny and sexually adventurous women are before sex, and filthy hussies afterwards?
    You might be surprised by this but - no.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Has anyone ever noticed how beautiful, alluring, horny and sexually adventurous women are before sex, and filthy hussies afterwards?

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  • thelace
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    while I probably do want to sleep with him I'm not sure he likes me in that way
    He's a man, offer it to him on a plate and he will like you in that way for at least 5 minutes

    HTH

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    while I probably do want to sleep with him I'm not sure he likes me in that way,
    You're really quite naive, aren't you?

    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    is really the only option??
    So many responses, so little time. You're really very naive, aren't you?

    Have some Madeira, m'dear.

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  • Boudica
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    thanks for your helpful suggestions. while I probably do want to sleep with him I'm not sure he likes me in that way, and...the phrase wasn't one I use, maybe my dream was tapping into the universal psyche and it was something he was saying to me

    is really the only option??

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  • daviejones
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    You want it up the Oxo Tower???

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    I had a dream last night about a chap I quite fancy and he was saying 'make me an offer I can't refuse'

    Any clues?

    Anyone?

    (and no, he's not Italian)
    are you male or female?

    maybe that closet door needs opening?

    do you like films about gladiators?

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Silly. A Tsunami is that Italian desert with a bit of sponge, cacao powder and some liqueur.
    what kind of desert is that? I've heard of the Gobi, the Sahara etc. but never the sponge, cacao powder and liquer desert

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Boudica View Post
    I had a dream last night about a chap I quite fancy and he was saying 'make me an offer I can't refuse'

    Any clues?

    Anyone?

    (and no, he's not Italian)
    You definitely want to sleep with him.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I keep dreaming about Tsunami's!
    That is most peculiar - I had such a lucid 'Tsunami' dream back in April - as I left work one morning I heard a huge crash and then I saw a huge Tsunami wave which was so huge it enveloped the Lighthouse near my house - I live by the sea - it was most alarming.

    I phoned on of my friends who lived nearby to warn him of the Flood - but he insisted I was imagining the Tsunami - somewhat confused by this response - I woke up.

    Bad Dreams by the Sea
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 18 August 2009, 07:56.

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  • Clippy
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    You had me at "last night"......

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  • eliquant
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    say to him ... "50p for a pair of cherries, but ya can't touch me plums"

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