Originally posted by Evil Hangover
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Previously on "Message to all the attractive young females here"
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There's only one rule you need to follow IMHO. Don't get married
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Dim. I just know your protestations are not intended to apply to me. Just say the word and I will send you pictures of my wrinkly old butt in no underware at all. Message me. You know you want to.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWSS. I don't actually know many real bitches actually, although there are a couple of female friends I possibly wouldn't trust if I ever managed to bag myself a decent boyfriend.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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Would it not be easier to just do a three or foursome
No grief no strings - much allround
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSo true
she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
the perfect housewife in the kitchen
the perfect mother with the kids
the perfect friend at the pictures
the perfect whore in the bedroom
Originally posted by original PM View Post[Chauvanistic Pig mode on]
But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......
So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??
Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums
I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
[Chauvanistic pig mode off]
I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"
Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......
So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??
Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums
I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
[Chauvanistic pig mode off]
I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostNice doesn't equal not bad
she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
the perfect housewife in the kitchen
the perfect mother with the kids
the perfect friend at the pictures
the perfect whore in the bedroom
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAh but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.
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