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Previously on "Message to all the attractive young females here"

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Evil Hangover View Post
    There's only one rule you need to follow IMHO. Don't get married
    Now that I agree with

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  • Evil Hangover
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    There's only one rule you need to follow IMHO. Don't get married

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    I'm afraid my experience has done nothing to disavow me of this opinion.
    Maybe you need more experience?

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  • xoggoth
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    Dim. I just know your protestations are not intended to apply to me. Just say the word and I will send you pictures of my wrinkly old butt in no underware at all. Message me. You know you want to.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    WSS. I don't actually know many real bitches actually, although there are a couple of female friends I possibly wouldn't trust if I ever managed to bag myself a decent boyfriend.
    I'm afraid my experience has done nothing to disavow me of this opinion.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

    Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
    WSS. I don't actually know many real bitches actually, although there are a couple of female friends I possibly wouldn't trust if I ever managed to bag myself a decent boyfriend.

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  • Sysman
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    We didn't need a scientific study to tell us this (though doing the research was probably fun}.

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  • original PM
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    A threesome - drop me a PM

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  • Halo Jones
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    Would it not be easier to just do a three or foursome

    No grief no strings - much allround

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Now now - us ladies do have manners and have been told not to speak with our mouths full!


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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    So true

    she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
    the perfect housewife in the kitchen
    the perfect mother with the kids
    the perfect friend at the pictures
    the perfect whore in the bedroom



    EO - soooooo true!

    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    [Chauvanistic Pig mode on]
    But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......

    So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??

    Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums

    I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
    [Chauvanistic pig mode off]

    I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    So true

    she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
    the perfect housewife in the kitchen
    the perfect mother with the kids
    the perfect friend at the pictures
    the perfect whore in the bedroom



    WTF?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    Ye mis-interpret harmless bit of flirting as "she so fancies me and wants to sleep with me"

    Having a "snakes with tits" attitude also really ******* bothers me... for every single bitch out there, there are DOZENS of nice girls
    [Chauvanistic Pig mode on]
    But this is it so you want to flirt with me cool.......

    So you want to make a luncheon of my trucheon...... NO??

    Ok fine so why have you just made me waste the last hour listening to you bang on about some damn soap opera or something let me buy you a few drinks to then not get your gums around me plums

    I tell you smakes with t*ts!!
    [Chauvanistic pig mode off]

    I wish I could find some nice easy discrete girls (that do not charge!)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Nice doesn't equal not bad
    So true

    she must be the perfect hostess at dinner
    the perfect housewife in the kitchen
    the perfect mother with the kids
    the perfect friend at the pictures
    the perfect whore in the bedroom



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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Ah but, like most men, I prefer bad girls.
    Nice doesn't equal not bad

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