Originally posted by Menelaus
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Previously on "Men who don't drive"
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Originally posted by Shimano105 View PostDon't worry about this one bogey, mention his car in less-than glowing terms and his dick shrinks another millimeter (will be negative figures by this aft)
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe arrogance wasn't though, was it?
We're not all 18 year-olds who know f**k all about the cars we drive.
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I think its the same 'persuaders' who convinced people they have to shell out several grand for a Diamond Ring to validate your love for somebody - in the same way if you dont own a car then you are somehow inadequate - all complete nonsense and should be firmly rebutted.
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Originally posted by Sysman View Post...
Sometime during that gig I had a break in London and met someone who really couldn't understand why I didn't have a car, and he quoted that "Thatcher line" about being a failure at me. Brainwashed!
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthey became lesbians after having s*x with me. We should get something going here BP, a sort of mobius tube, or a conveyor belt
Of course I like to sort out the lesbians two or more at a time......
Interestingly male homosexuality is to be encouraged as it leaves more wimmin for us!!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGreat thread topic!
The attitutude of the women sounded extremely sexist to me. I bet they were all lesbians. But if they have s*x with me they will be converted back to normality.....
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostI'm not a regular listener to Womans' Hour but did catch a rather interesting item on the weekend about men who can't/don't drive.
For my own part, I mostly dislike driving, even though I have done it since the age of 17 through pure necessity.
Cars and car-men bore me rigid - even though I can probably fix their carburetor while they haven't the remotest clue about the internals of their latest 'wheels'.
The attitude of women towards male non-drivers was very revealing indeed.
The attitude of men went something along the lines of: "lazy freeloaders who expect to be chauffeured everywhere" or "eccentric ecofascists who want us all to go back to the dark ages".
What does the congregation think?
The attitutude of the women sounded extremely sexist to me. I bet they were all lesbians. But if they have s*x with me they will be converted back to normality.....
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThe guy who lives oposite me takes his car 200 yards to the shop, I have never seen the chap walk anywhere.
Probably the same people that use the lift to go down one floor.
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNot if he's loaded.
Then it makes sense particularly if he has a chauffeur...................
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostFamous non-drivers: -
Politics: -
Rt. Hon. Gordon Brown MP
Stephen Byers MP (former transport minister!)
Tony Benn
Harold Wilson
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Ray Bradbury
Patrick Stewart
Sean Connery
John Wayne
Ian Anderson (of Jethro Tull)
Barry Manilow (!)
...and loads of others
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