Oops - I've just destroyed my landlord's cooker

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NotAllThere replied

7 August 2009, 09:47
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Very true - I should be kermit-ted to a loonie bin for my own safety.

kermit, muppet. geddit??

(no)

Yes!
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KentPhilip replied

7 August 2009, 09:09
Originally posted by thelace View Post

Can I be the first to say....

You flipping muppet!

IT guys, sheesh... shouldn't be let out on your own

Very true - I should be kermit-ted to a loonie bin for my own safety.

kermit, muppet. geddit??

(no)
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KentPhilip replied

7 August 2009, 09:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled ver slowly

expat, you forget we are contractors, and therefore posh.

You're posh? With scruffy hair like that ?!?

Last edited by KentPhilip; 7 August 2009, 09:06.
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DiscoStu replied

7 August 2009, 08:11
By my calculations there will be 14 trillion burned cookers in Holland in 8 weeks time
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thelace replied

7 August 2009, 08:09
Can I be the first to say....

You flipping muppet!

IT guys, sheesh... shouldn't be let out on your own
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EternalOptimist replied

7 August 2009, 08:04
Originally posted by expat View Post

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled very slowly

The reality of the event is not in question.

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled ver slowly

expat, you forget we are contractors, and therefore posh.
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expat replied

7 August 2009, 07:58
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

True. That makes it:
It took ages to heat up, and then boiled real slowly

But isn't that a bit wrong still?

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled really slowly

That's better I think...

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled very slowly

The reality of the event is not in question.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 August 2009, 07:57
I did a quick poll

we blame the manufacturer

so you are in the clear Kent
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KentPhilip replied

7 August 2009, 07:41
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Are you a septic? The word is slowly

Tell your insurer, they'll sort it.

True. That makes it:
It took ages to heat up, and then boiled real slowly

But isn't that a bit wrong still?

It took ages to heat up, and then boiled really slowly

That's better I think...
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NotAllThere replied

7 August 2009, 06:46
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

...and then boiled real slow. ...

Are you a septic? The word is slowly

Tell your insurer, they'll sort it.
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RichardCranium replied

6 August 2009, 23:08
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Now's the time to regret throwing those £50 notes away

It's OK, he managed to cook his dinner in the end. There's no need for him to build a cooking fire.
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Sysman replied

6 August 2009, 23:06
Now's the time to regret throwing those £50 notes away
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Ardesco replied

6 August 2009, 21:57
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TriggerHippy replied

6 August 2009, 21:08
Buy a replacement cover??
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Cyberman replied

6 August 2009, 21:07
I always use gas
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