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Previously on "Keep watching the skies"

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Mock all you like, but the lack of sunspots is no laughing matter.

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  • xoggoth
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    If honey bees are so important why is there not already an observable decline in wild flowers?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Its the only way to live -
    In Cars

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  • gingerjedi
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    http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/cars/

    My God, it's full of cars.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Much have I travelled in the Realms of Gold,
    And many Goodly States and Kingdoms seen


    Round many Western Islands have I been
    Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold.

    Oft of one wide expanse had I been told
    That deep-browed Homer ruled as his demesne;

    Yet did I never breathe its pure serene
    Till I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold:
    Then felt I like some Watcher of the Skies

    When a new planet swims into his ken;
    Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes

    He star'd at the Pacific — and all his men
    Look'd at each other with a wild surmise —

    Silent, upon a peak in Darien.



    Keats
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 5 August 2009, 08:11.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's a tad late to be watching the skies...
    Originally posted by threaded
    You should all be watching the pies

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    The bees are disappearing (I think they are just going home).

    Dont worry - the bees are going back home as they know the games up for our poor old Solar System - back they go to Alpha Centauri - they will be fine.
    The bees are going to Alpha Centauri? So is that in the Honey Nut Cluster?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    We had strange spots on Jupiter; now there is one on Venus.

    These 'spots' are in fact the inital Cosmic Debris from the SuperNova Betelgeuse - which has been in a Supernova state for many years now - we can expect a lot more of these massive debris/rocks to be coming our way over the next few years culminating in a massive Gamma Ray which could well obliterate the entire Solar System.

    Yet the sun has none whatsoever.

    This is due to the EMG pulse which preceeds the SuperNova Gamma Ray - the pulse effectively neutralises the reactive processes in the Sun's Heliosphere - hence the absence of sunspots - its a much cooler place these day


    Summer has been cancelled.

    See above


    The bees are disappearing (I think they are just going home).

    Dont worry - the bees are going back home as they know the games up for our poor old Solar System - back they go to Alpha Centauri - they will be fine.

    PS The 'UFO' pictured at RAF Lyndham is a mass-transporter used by the Bees - I mean its a long way to Alpha Centauri ...

    PPS The Swindon incident relates to a convoy of Bee Transporters heading for Alpha Centauri perhaps DP might like to inform the good people of this Swindon publication as below - try not to mention the SuprNova - they must never know - they would burn up ...

    Did you see the lights in the sky or can you explain the phenomenon? Call the Adver newsroom on 01793 501809
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 4 August 2009, 15:00.

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    The last comment was pure class - thanks!
    Not as class as your avatar - i lol'd

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  • hyperD
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    The last comment was pure class - thanks!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by chetty View Post
    Is it nice?
    http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question...9080118AAY1wfc

    The last comment says it all.

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  • chetty
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    No, but I live there.

    (why am I talking to my own sockpuppets now?)

    Is it nice?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by chetty View Post
    So are you fram Swindon sir?
    No, but I live there.

    (why am I talking to my own sockpuppets now?)

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by chetty View Post
    So are you fram Swindon sir?
    And are you the security guard in his local hospital?

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  • chetty
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    So are you fram Swindon sir?

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