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Previously on "How to combat CyberTwonk"

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Sending him to Coventry would be wrong. It would be far too cruel a punishment. After all:

    How would he cope when 1 in 5 are 'exotic'?
    Hmm. Lots of said 'exotics' are quite rich and vote Tory. That would fry his neuron.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ignore him, Coventry is a cold lonely place.
    Sending him to Coventry would be wrong. It would be far too cruel a punishment. After all:

    Ethnicity
    80.5% White
    11.9% South Asian
    ..3.1% Black British
    ..2.1% Mixed Race
    ..2.4% East Asian and Other
    How would he cope when 1 in 5 are 'exotic'?

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  • Churchill
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    How to deal with Cyberman

    Ignore him, Coventry is a cold lonely place.

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  • NickFitz
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    In September 1937 I bought my wife a new electric iron for eight-and-sixpence. She's still using it every day, and it's never needed repair.

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  • RichardCranium
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    I must add 'Ribena' to the shopping list.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Wibble.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Half past three.
    4

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  • DiscoStu
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    Half past three.

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  • cailin maith
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    Once upon a time...

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  • DimPrawn
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    Nylon leggings.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Just take his threads
    My favourite colour is blue.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    It's the CUK way!

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic How to combat CyberTwonk

    How to combat CyberTwonk

    Just take his threads

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