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Previously on "Specifications for a Married Man's Shed?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I would go for a hammock and ditch the mattress.
    Can you not have both?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Can I have a summer house?

    Lots of soft furnishings, two fridges, one for the vodka, one for the tonic and lemon and lots of copies of Private Eye and New Scientist.
    NO tv, maybe a dab radio tuned to Radio 6 - oh and a couple of guinea pigs running loose on the floor nibbling the door frame. - Bliss
    Girls, eh? Can't let a bloke have something of his own. It's all "Lend us a chip", "Can I finish your crisps?" or "Me, me, me, me, me".

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  • Pogle
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    Can I have a summer house?

    Lots of soft furnishings, two fridges, one for the vodka, one for the tonic and lemon and lots of copies of Private Eye and New Scientist.
    NO tv, maybe a dab radio tuned to Radio 6 - oh and a couple of guinea pigs running loose on the floor nibbling the door frame. - Bliss

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Archangel View Post
    I must be really wierd, my shed has the following in it (not a comprehensive list)
    Wot? No spokeshave?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Archangel View Post
    I must be really wierd, my shed has the following in it (not a comprehensive list)

    Radio
    Bandsaw
    Table Saw
    Radial arm saw
    Compound Mitre Saw
    Planer Thincknesser
    Bench Mortiser
    Router Table
    Belt Sander
    Random Orbit Sander
    Sheet Sander
    Detailer Sander

    Several De-Walt Cordless Drills
    3 Routers
    SDS Drill
    Jigsaw
    Circular Saw
    Lots of Hand Saws
    Chisels
    Mallet
    Hammers

    etc etc

    Oh, and lots and lots of wood.
    YOu couldnt knock me up a shed could you?

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  • Archangel
    replied
    I must be really wierd, my shed has the following in it (not a comprehensive list)

    Radio
    Bandsaw
    Table Saw
    Radial arm saw
    Compound Mitre Saw
    Planer Thincknesser
    Bench Mortiser
    Router Table
    Belt Sander
    Random Orbit Sander
    Sheet Sander
    Detailer Sander

    Several De-Walt Cordless Drills
    3 Routers
    SDS Drill
    Jigsaw
    Circular Saw
    Lots of Hand Saws
    Chisels
    Mallet
    Hammers

    etc etc

    Oh, and lots and lots of wood.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Things to do in your shed

    Once you have a shed you will want something to do

    http://www.dangerouslaboratories.org/radscout.html

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  • Clippy
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    Can't believe you have forgotten a games console - PS3/XBox etc.

    Anyway, this may provide some inspiration.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Big enough for one comfortably but too small for two for any length of time.

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  • SuperZ
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    A safe. Aren`t we contractors supposed to earn "shed loads of money". Stock up the shed, you`ll need it after the divorce that 33% + marriages end in.

    Thought I`d be negative as it`s raining outside.

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  • Scary
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    Double garage kitted out with lots of Snap-On tools and a half built Ultima GTR.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.
    ...smoke fags, snog girls etc etc...

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by dinker View Post
    Guy across the road has FIVE sheds, what does that say about his married life?

    You obviously live in Slough.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.
    Depends on how much space you need surely?

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  • xoggoth
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    Don't forget a little place behind it that you can pee in.

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