Reply to: I'm going for a curry after work

[Bagpuss]

... and if a guy has licked that spoon, the thought of that residing in the pickle for a few weeks makes me quite Horny

[Cyberman]

I've seen waiters just topping up the pickles and onion and then pass it on to the next table, this may happen several times a night and may go on for weeks before the chutney spoon gets washed.

Not very nice if the first person to use it had wee dribble on his hands.

... and if a guy has licked that spoon, the thought of that residing in the pickle for a few weeks makes me quite nauseous.

[RichardCranium]

FFS, how are you supposed to acquire the anti-bodies to keep you alive when piggy, birdy,cyber flu get a hold.

We shouldn;t get that, we had enough exposure to it.

[Bagpuss]

Think I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today

Well might not be as bad as peanuts on a pub bar. That's a heath and safety favourite, usually several traces of urine to be found

[gingerjedi]

I've seen waiters just topping up the pickles and onion and then pass it on to the next table, this may happen several times a night and may go on for weeks before the chutney spoon gets washed.

Not very nice if the first person to use it had wee dribble on his hands.

[Ken Dodd]

I had a curry last night.

The pickle tray got battered.

To be honest, and even though I say so myself, my hotel bedroom smelled like an ape house this morning.

That's the real downside.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

Yes indeed. 'Rogue Restaurants' has a lot to answer for. I've not been back to Brick Lane since.

FFS, how are you supposed to acquire the anti-bodies to keep you alive when piggy, birdy,cyber flu get a hold. It's key to survival.

[Cyberman]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

Yes indeed. 'Rogue Restaurants' has a lot to answer for. I've not been back to Brick Lane since.

[gingerjedi]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

[Cyberman]

and here was me thinking the white stuff on the mountains was snow

Whatever it was, it certainly gave him an awful cough. Not only was he licking the spoon, but he was coughing over my Jalfrezi throughout every meal. I couldn't complain because it would have been deemed racist. In the end I just avoided going out for meals with him and my mates.

[Menelaus]

I think my mate has gone back to Kashmir, so you should be ok.

and here was me thinking the white stuff on the mountains was snow

[Cyberman]

Think I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today

I think my mate has gone back to Kashmir, so you should be ok.

[lilelvis2000]

Think I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today

Order Naan and use your hands.

[lilelvis2000]

Hang on, what's the secret ingredient for that white, yogurty sauce that I'm slapping on me poppas?

Yoghurt?

[Platypus]

that white, yogurty sauce

I find the same stuff splashed all over the pages of ...

... maybe best not to say