I'm going for a curry after work

[gingerjedi]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

[Cyberman]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

Yes indeed. 'Rogue Restaurants' has a lot to answer for. I've not been back to Brick Lane since.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've been put off curry houses as I'm always ill the next day, it's not the spices as I'm fine with supermarket curries.

Probably more to do with the ‘fresh off the boat’ staff washing their feet in the kitchen sink.

Yes indeed. 'Rogue Restaurants' has a lot to answer for. I've not been back to Brick Lane since.

FFS, how are you supposed to acquire the anti-bodies to keep you alive when piggy, birdy,cyber flu get a hold. It's key to survival.

[Ken Dodd]

I had a curry last night.

The pickle tray got battered.

To be honest, and even though I say so myself, my hotel bedroom smelled like an ape house this morning.

That's the real downside.

[gingerjedi]

I've seen waiters just topping up the pickles and onion and then pass it on to the next table, this may happen several times a night and may go on for weeks before the chutney spoon gets washed.

Not very nice if the first person to use it had wee dribble on his hands.

[Bagpuss]

Think I'll give the pickle tray a wide berth today

Well might not be as bad as peanuts on a pub bar. That's a heath and safety favourite, usually several traces of urine to be found

[RichardCranium]

FFS, how are you supposed to acquire the anti-bodies to keep you alive when piggy, birdy,cyber flu get a hold.

We shouldn;t get that, we had enough exposure to it.

[Cyberman]

I've seen waiters just topping up the pickles and onion and then pass it on to the next table, this may happen several times a night and may go on for weeks before the chutney spoon gets washed.

Not very nice if the first person to use it had wee dribble on his hands.

... and if a guy has licked that spoon, the thought of that residing in the pickle for a few weeks makes me quite nauseous.

[Bagpuss]

... and if a guy has licked that spoon, the thought of that residing in the pickle for a few weeks makes me quite Horny