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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Collins.

    On which subject, just how ****** galling must that have been?
    I remember at the time someone saying that when the capsule was on far side of the moon he had the loneliest job possible.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Between you and Dim I reckon
    shut it, Chutters




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  • Not So Wise
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    SAS you can't possibly lump Chico in with the others. That troll showed superior craftsmanship.
    Aye Chico was in a league all of his own

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    I heard an interview and they were saying in some way he had the most significant experience. No-one had ever seen the dark side of the moon. I mean you really know you're a long way from home then....
    The Great Gig in the Sky. Marvellous

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Collins.

    On which subject, just how ****** galling must that have been?
    I heard an interview and they were saying in some way he had the most significant experience. No-one had ever seen the dark side of the moon. I mean you really know you're a long way from home then....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yay! Something to bookmark for a rainy day!
    Alas some of the later threads referenced were deletedc by admin with some sarcy comments. Which is a great pity.

    But the early ones were great : particularly the one involving curtains......

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    "He/she/it likes to lick the chutney spoon"

    My viz profanisaurus is a bit dated now - can someone check I think we have a new candidate entry!

    This is a historic day. Forget Aldrin, Armstrong and that other loser.
    Someone has to send it in to get published.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    "He/she/it likes to lick the chutney spoon"

    My viz profanisaurus is a bit dated now - can someone check I think we have a new candidate entry!

    This is a historic day. Forget Aldrin, Armstrong and that other loser.
    Collins.

    On which subject, just how ****** galling must that have been?

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  • d000hg
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    Yay! Something to bookmark for a rainy day!

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  • ace00
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    "He/she/it likes to lick the chutney spoon"

    My viz profanisaurus is a bit dated now - can someone check I think we have a new candidate entry!

    This is a historic day. Forget Aldrin, Armstrong and that other loser.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Who's Chico? Before my time I suppose... any classics?

    Do we have a list of classic threads? Could be something to keep up to date in Light Relief...
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...c-threads.html

    HTH

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Hold on, hold on - including or replacing the AndyW option?
    In addition to the AndyW option. Democracy, oh yes.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ...cretins.

    With today's posts, CyberCretin joins the pantheon of greats:

    1. Andyw
    2. Chico

    and now

    3. CyberCretin


    What about HRH, atw and ****?

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Every poll should have a chutney spoon option now.
    Hold on, hold on - including or replacing the AndyW option?

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  • minestrone
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    Every poll should have a chutney spoon option now.

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