Reply to: Pope injures wrist.

[RichardCranium]

Maybe he was sinning and God made him slip?

Sinning? As in self-pollution?

Then he's lucky God only hurt his wrist and didn't snap his banjo string for him.

[pzz76077]

I take my views on religion from having been a medic in a "previous life" (is it just me, or does anyone else hate that phrase?)

If someone (a patient as I'd normally think of them) believes or has a faith in religion (e.g., our guinea-pigged one) it's absolutely no-ones business but hers.

On the upside, there is (limited) anecdotal evidence that belief in a religion can act as a placebo in some patients thus reducing post-surgery recovery times: as there's no medical reason for this to work (e.g., nothing distinguishable in treatment) the effect is psychosomatic.

I feel ethically that as a medic I can't drop myself in the brown-stuff - I would never encourage a patient who didn't express their belief to me to take it up: equally, I'd never tell someone my beliefs on it because, if one wishes to have a relationship with a "high-power" then more power to their elbow.

Absolutely agree - a good example of a practical use for religion.

PZZ

[Menelaus]

I take my views on religion from having been a medic in a "previous life" (is it just me, or does anyone else hate that phrase?)

If someone (a patient as I'd normally think of them) believes or has a faith in religion (e.g., our guinea-pigged one) it's absolutely no-ones business but hers.

On the upside, there is (limited) anecdotal evidence that belief in a religion can act as a placebo in some patients thus reducing post-surgery recovery times: as there's no medical reason for this to work (e.g., nothing distinguishable in treatment) the effect is psychosomatic.

I feel ethically that as a medic I can't drop myself in the brown-stuff - I would never encourage a patient who didn't express their belief to me to take it up: equally, I'd never tell someone my beliefs on it because, if one wishes to have a relationship with a "high-power" then more power to their elbow.

[pzz76077]

He pontificates.
He recently pontificated limbo away. At the stroke of a papal bull, limbo ceased to exist, so now if a baby dies unbaptised, they dont spend eternity in limbo (halfway between heaven and hell) they spend eternity in heaven, albeit seperated from God.

If it wasnt for these Papal bulls, we would never have a clue what God was thinking so hurrah for the pope. I think he sprained his wrist signing off all this bull.

Well limbo was only ever a theological hypothesis anyway, so did not come from 'god' AFAIK.

I wonder how many other USP's of the catholic church will fall over the coming years. Maybe they will bring back the inquisition- 500th year reunion tour??

PZZ

[Pogle]

What does the Pope actually do these days?? Apart from entertain Bono and the likes that is.

Does anyone believe all that bible stuff any more??

PZZ

[EternalOptimist]

What does the Pope actually do these days?? Apart from entertain Bono and the likes that is.

Does anyone believe all that bible stuff any more??

PZZ

He pontificates.
He recently pontificated limbo away. At the stroke of a papal bull, limbo ceased to exist, so now if a baby dies unbaptised, they dont spend eternity in limbo (halfway between heaven and hell) they spend eternity in heaven, albeit seperated from God.

If it wasnt for these Papal bulls, we would never have a clue what God was thinking so hurrah for the pope. I think he sprained his wrist signing off all this bull.

[pzz76077]

What does the Pope actually do these days?? Apart from entertain Bono and the likes that is.

Does anyone believe all that bible stuff any more??

PZZ

[BrilloPad]

Really? Are you saying it was self-harm?

Has he gone Goth, then?

Maybe he was sinning and God made him slip?

[RichardCranium]

the pope hurt himself?

Really? Are you saying it was self-harm?

Has he gone Goth, then?

[BrilloPad]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8155372.stm

Too many pot noodles?

More like proof that god does not exist. Surely God would not let the pope hurt himself?

[Zippy]

"The Vatican said Pope Benedict fell during the night in his chalet and that the injury was not serious."

Pissed up at a holiday camp, most likely. Was it a stag weekend?

Altogethernow Aaaaaaaagaaaa Dieu Dieu Dieu

I'm leaving ....

[The Lone Gunman]

Swerved to avoid a child. Fell out of bed.

[VectraMan]

Doesn't sound very infallible to me.

[RichardCranium]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8155372.stm

Too many pot noodles?

"The Vatican said Pope Benedict fell during the night in his chalet and that the injury was not serious."

Pissed up at a holiday camp, most likely. Was it a stag weekend?

[Zippy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8155372.stm

Too many pot noodles?

Writing out the papal pardons?