Why do they do this ?

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Zippy replied

17 July 2009, 15:37
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

I have heard <cough> that excessive Vodka can have the opposite effect to "perking up"..... <cough> alegedly.. <ahem> So I have heard... <cough>

Don't ANYONE comment about how my NickName might be Droopy!!!!

With that thought in mind - I wish you all a good weekend.......

So can cold weather. Make sure you stay wrapped up
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Drewster replied

17 July 2009, 15:30
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Just reading that made mine stand to attention.
Or maybe it's the air com and excessive vodka on the train
Anyway these days you can bras to cover it up

I have heard <cough> that excessive Vodka can have the opposite effect to "perking up"..... <cough> alegedly.. <ahem> So I have heard... <cough>

Don't ANYONE comment about how my NickName might be Droopy!!!!

With that thought in mind - I wish you all a good weekend.......
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Clippy replied

17 July 2009, 14:46
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Or an ice cube, as the ex-Mrs M enjoyed.

Please PM me her number.
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Menelaus replied

17 July 2009, 14:33
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Just reading that made mine stand to attention.
Or maybe it's the air com and excessive vodka on the train
Anyway these days you can bras to cover it up

Or an ice cube, as the ex-Mrs M enjoyed.
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Pogle replied

17 July 2009, 14:32
Just reading that made mine stand to attention.
Or maybe it's the air com and excessive vodka on the train
Anyway these days you can bras to cover it up
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Menelaus replied

17 July 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

[FlashHeart Styleeee]
Are they two organ stops? or are YOU just pleased to see ME!!
<Grab groin and execute Thrusting Motion>
[/FlashHeart Styleeee]

Menelaus Pleeeeease tell me you haven't!!!! EVER!!
Tell me you have never even thought about it!

Nope, I haven't.

Did once tell a crackin' looking lass that the "Italians surrendered two weeks ago" despite not realising that her surname was Proietti.

Oops. Opportunities to get laid = 0.
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OwlHoot replied

17 July 2009, 13:42
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You get goose bumps when you are cold and nips are just modified sebaceous grands I think.

But goose bumps ("pimples" sounds a bit quaint these days) are more to do with hair follicles.

Maybe in the stone age women evolved to nip up so their animal skin wouldn't slide off so easily in the cold.
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MrToast replied

17 July 2009, 13:22
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I prefer Japs

I disagree. A perky Nip is far superior to a weepy Jap.
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snaw replied

17 July 2009, 13:21
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I prefer Japs

Eyes?
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Zippy replied

17 July 2009, 13:20
Originally posted by MrToast View Post

I agree. Nips are grand.

I prefer Japs
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MrToast replied

17 July 2009, 13:16
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You get goose bumps when you are cold and nips are just modified sebaceous grands I think.

I agree. Nips are grand.
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Zippy replied

17 July 2009, 13:14
You get goose bumps when you are cold and nips are just modified sebaceous grands I think.
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Drewster replied

17 July 2009, 13:08
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Did you ask the question?

[FlashHeart Styleeee]
Are they two organ stops? or are YOU just pleased to see ME!!
<Grab groin and execute Thrusting Motion>
[/FlashHeart Styleeee]

Menelaus Pleeeeease tell me you haven't!!!! EVER!!
Tell me you have never even thought about it!
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Menelaus replied

17 July 2009, 12:57
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Why do women 'nip up'

I used to think it was when they were cold, or when they were randy. But at lunch today, in Altrincham, I saw three nice birds, all nipped up, one of them a total peanut smuggler.
It wasn't cold and I am sure it wasnt the sight of me that got them going

That's an interesting question.

I'd imagine that given the anatomy / physiology of the human form, peanut-smuggling tends to occur on stimulation, either through cold or possibly physical stimulus.

Did you ask the question?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Why do they do this ?

17 July 2009, 12:55
Why do they do this ?

Why do women 'nip up'

I used to think it was when they were cold, or when they were randy. But at lunch today, in Altrincham, I saw three nice birds, all nipped up, one of them a total peanut smuggler.
It wasn't cold and I am sure it wasnt the sight of me that got them going
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