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Joe Black replied

4 November 2005, 12:01
I believe the house actually belongs to a former Labour local councillor, apparently the IR seem to have a few questions about his alledged income of only £11,000 per year.
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privateeye replied

4 November 2005, 11:58
Originally posted by n5gooner

but then you might get shot!

Thats all part of my disguise so I look the same as the other passengers
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privateeye replied

4 November 2005, 11:57
Originally posted by Phoenix

Nah! that's Private Eye hiding in the bushes....

No thats the IR they are investigating me for IR35, they say I take no risk. I am actually disguised as the left wing mirror.
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n5gooner replied

4 November 2005, 11:51
Originally posted by privateeye

No you get a travel card like everyone else in London

but then you might get shot!
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Phoenix replied

4 November 2005, 11:49
Originally posted by Joe Black

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me.

Hey, isn't that threadeds house in the background?...

Nah! that's Private Eye hiding in the bushes....
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privateeye replied

4 November 2005, 11:49
Originally posted by Joe Black

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me...

No you get a travel card like everyone else in London
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n5gooner replied

4 November 2005, 11:47
Originally posted by Joe Black

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me.

Hey, isn't that threadeds house in the background?...

oh yea I can see it the white plant pot.
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Joe Black replied

4 November 2005, 11:45
Originally posted by privateeye

You are so bad I will recomend that you join the Ant-terrorist branch

Do I still get one of those nice Ferrari's to drive round in then, or even one of those out of Miami Vice...I'm not fussy me.

Hey, isn't that threadeds house in the background?...
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Phoenix replied

4 November 2005, 11:45
Originally posted by n5gooner
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n5gooner replied

4 November 2005, 11:44
Originally posted by Clownio

I'm sure he would ........

From Urbandictionary.com:-
Hummer"When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

As in "Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a wicked hummer."
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Clownio replied

4 November 2005, 11:43
Originally posted by n5gooner

I'm not sure he'd fit into a Hummer.

I'm sure he would ........

From Urbandictionary.com:-
Hummer"When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

As in "Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a wicked hummer."
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Phoenix replied

4 November 2005, 11:42
Originally posted by privateeye

OK I'll wait on the platform, tell me when he gets to the ticket machine and I'll shout "free burgers come and get 'em" and I'm sure he will run voluntarily

The old Private Eye Burgers/Doughnuts and coffee routine eh!
Slick....
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n5gooner replied

4 November 2005, 11:41
Originally posted by threaded

There are pictures up there of me in the driving seat.

You just can't see me...

yes the track days are good fun for a few hundred pounds....
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privateeye replied

4 November 2005, 11:40
Originally posted by Phoenix

Hey Privateeye!
Looks like we can shoot him in the head as soon as he gets to the underground! I'll just say he ran!

OK I'll wait on the platform, tell me when he gets to the ticket machine and I'll shout "free burgers come and get 'em" and I'm sure he will run voluntarily
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threaded replied

4 November 2005, 11:40
Originally posted by Joe Black

Why do you think threadeds always pictured standing next to one rather than sitting in the driving seat?

There are pictures up there of me in the driving seat.

You just can't see me...
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