No wonder EO is poster of the year 2008 : will be for 2009 too at this rate.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSnow white and the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house all worrying about the swine flu.
Doc says 'I hope I have the skill to be able to cure it when it comes'
Sneezy says 'I wonder if I have a cold or the swine flu, I'm scared'
Dopey says 'I dont understand anything about this flu. I wonder if I really am the thickest plank in the world'
Snow White says 'I know, I have a magic mirror in my room. go in , one by one and aks the mirror.
So Doc goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Doc comes out beaming. ' I will be instrumental in containing it then curing thousands' everyone claps.
Sneezy goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Sneezy comes out beaming. ' I have a cold' ,everyone claps.
Dopey goes in. silence. after a minute Dopey comes out and says 'Who is Cyberman?'

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That H1N1 Snow White joke
Snow white and the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house all worrying about the swine flu.
Doc says 'I hope I have the skill to be able to cure it when it comes'
Sneezy says 'I wonder if I have a cold or the swine flu, I'm scared'
Dopey says 'I dont understand anything about this flu. I wonder if I really am the thickest plank in the world'
Snow White says 'I know, I have a magic mirror in my room. go in , one by one and aks the mirror.
So Doc goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Doc comes out beaming. ' I will be instrumental in containing it then curing thousands' everyone claps.
Sneezy goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Sneezy comes out beaming. ' I have a cold' ,everyone claps.
Dopey goes in. silence. after a minute Dopey comes out and says 'Who is Cyberman?'
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