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You’ve just reminded me of the waiter at a restaurant in Miami that ex-mrs HAB and I went to with friends. He was doing that fake French accent, but the septics were falling for it. We were taking the p... a bit too much that he asked us to behave (whispering “OK, so I’m Canadian. Can you keep it down”). Unfortunately we had been on the mojito’s all afternoon and got thrown out in the end.
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Aaaahhh, so you liked "two girls and a cup", then?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General
If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago
EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
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Hmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General
If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago
EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
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