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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Toolpusher
    Not a patch on Mr. Creosote!!!

    Short version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
    Long version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
    You’ve just reminded me of the waiter at a restaurant in Miami that ex-mrs HAB and I went to with friends. He was doing that fake French accent, but the septics were falling for it. We were taking the p... a bit too much that he asked us to behave (whispering “OK, so I’m Canadian. Can you keep it down”). Unfortunately we had been on the mojito’s all afternoon and got thrown out in the end.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Aaaahhh, so you liked "two girls and a cup", then?
    I've managed to avoid that so far

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Hmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General

    If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago



    EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
    Aaaahhh, so you liked "two girls and a cup", then?

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  • NickFitz
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    Hmm... after having read about it on El Reg and suchlike places, I thought it would be better. All that stuff with the woman looking at the bloke's laptop and vomiting could have been because he was looking at almost anything, including General

    If Microsoft wanted to make an impact, they should have at least shown goatse man or tubgirl - they both almost made me puke the first times they were link-trolled on Slashdot about ten years ago



    EDIT: I keep forgetting that not everybody knows. IF YOU VALUE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR STOMACH, DO NOT GOOGLE FOR "GOATSE" OR "TUBGIRL". Particularly not on "Image Search"
    Last edited by NickFitz; 4 July 2009, 02:44. Reason: Public Sanity Warning

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  • scooterscot
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    I'd feel the same way if I had to use windows...

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