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Definitely Ok for warm weather; nice and salty. As long as there's plenty of wine and water it's very nice.Originally posted by d000hg View PostIs salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
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Is salami good hot-weather food? I'd also have imagined it is a bit strong with dry white wine? A lovely cold continental beer on the other hand...
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Are you sure 5 cases will be enough?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Indeed. Rather looking forward to sitting under my favourite tree with a glass of wine, some salami, TMS on the radio and a pool to jump in if it all gets too hot and tiring to bear.Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostAre you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!
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Are you a cricket fan? If so I'd call that bl00dy good timing!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Good stuff. I salute you on the preparedness of your continuity plan and your readiness to carry it out without complaint.
(closest smiley to salute)
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That'll be just you................. again........... Snaw.Originally posted by snaw View PostAnyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?
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Anyone else thinking this sounds like it could turn into some weird self loving shenanigans with the potential for suspicious death at the end?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Enjoy, whilst the rest of us are sweating out in the office.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
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Dont forget to set up the video camera in case your pool has one of those "You've been framed moments".Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDue to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.
Enjoy the break.
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No work for a week.
Due to delays in clientco's software deliveries I'm now out of work for one week. I have taken drastic action to resolve this serious issue;
1 Set up inflatable pool http://www.qualityinflatables.com/im...57981large.jpg in garden
2 Drive to wine merchants to purchase 5 cases of Muscadet.
3 Continue on to butcher´s shop to purchase quality Parma ham and salamis.
Shall report from time to time on progress.Tags: None
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