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Peoplesoft bloke replied

2 July 2009, 13:52
Originally posted by sweetandsour View Post

You wait until it happens to you then - I bet that you will soon change your tune.

No I won't - couldn't care less cos I don't think of my name as a "brand" .
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 12:17
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Kick her back door in.

give her the good news
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gingerjedi replied

2 July 2009, 12:16
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

While we are at it, can we punch Fearne Cotton too?

Kick her back door in.
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 12:16
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

No, flip off and find your own fantasy!

But that keeps getting me into trouble...... Not least with you!!!!
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cailin maith replied

2 July 2009, 12:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hmmmm, Fearne Cotton and CM in a pool of mud scrapping it out...

I'd pay to see that!

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Errrrrrrr could I come too?? I promise not to make any lewd comments!!!

Oh and I would be cheering for CM!!

Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

Indeed wtf is she for?

Good question... she proper does my nut in.
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Peoplesoft bloke replied

2 July 2009, 12:10
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

While we are at it, can we punch Fearne Cotton too?

Indeed wtf is she for?
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Churchill replied

2 July 2009, 12:02
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Errrrrrrr could I come too?? I promise not to make any lewd comments!!!

Oh and I would be cheering for CM!!

No, feck off and find your own fantasy!
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gingerjedi replied

2 July 2009, 12:01
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

Where is the "Fry Chris Moyles in his own fat" group?

What a great idea, I'll be starting that one if I'm so bored I feel the need to log onto facebook which is usually about once every 3 months.

My favourite is 'Bankers are W@nkers' or 'Do you secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head'.
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 12:00
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hmmmm, Fearne Cotton and CM in a pool of mud scrapping it out...

I'd pay to see that!

Errrrrrrr could I come too?? I promise not to make any lewd comments!!!

Oh and I would be cheering for CM!!
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Churchill replied

2 July 2009, 11:59
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

While we are at it, can we punch Fearne Cotton too?

Hmmmm, Fearne Cotton and CM in a pool of mud scrapping it out...

I'd pay to see that!
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cailin maith replied

2 July 2009, 11:54
While we are at it, can we punch Fearne Cotton too?
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sweetandsour replied

2 July 2009, 10:56
Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

There is no-one (else) on facebook with my real name or the pseudonym I use

You wait until it happens to you then - I bet that you will soon change your tune.
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Drewster replied

2 July 2009, 10:54
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

I've known people nearly lose friends for that kind of thing: voicing opinions to a mate who turned out to have been a close schoolfriend of the famous face-punchee.

G1: WTF is that fat ugly bitch over there?
G2: Where....
G1: That 'kin bloater in the red tent - looks like a diseased Zepplin. 'kin 'ell it must've been a bet - "Bring a Lardy Minger!!!"
G2: Oh... Thats my wife!!
G1: No not her.. I meant the other Lardy Old Slag... I mean... I meant... Oh Tulip!
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thunderlizard replied

2 July 2009, 10:44
I've known people nearly lose friends for that kind of thing: voicing opinions to a mate who turned out to have been a close schoolfriend of the famous face-punchee.
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original PM replied

2 July 2009, 10:40
Frankly I prefer the site called Face-Fu<k
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