Originally posted by ookook
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Previously on "How does a recruitment consultant tarnish their reputation further?"
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Awesome! With outsourced recruitment consultants we should be able to feed them all sorts of fake names without them raising an eyebrow...
After all if your name's Purushotham Lakshimjagadeshandaliwal then offering them Lance Uppercut / Peter Beastmaster / Fanny Cyclops / Conrad Stickleback as your line manager won't sound strange..
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Originally posted by ookook View PostJesus, outsourced recruitment agents?
"Yes I am needing 2 references, please do the needful"
"Hello xxxxx, I am yyyyy from zzzzzz how are you today?"
"Fine thank you"
"I am calling as I have seen your CV and I have a Sales Director role you would be suitable for, are you interested?"
"I am not in sales, I am a PM"
"Yes I found your CV and I have a Sales Director role, are you interested?"
"Send me the job spec and I'll contact you if I am"
"Ok sir, very good I will mail it to you - your email address is [email protected]?"
"Yes it is, please send the job spec to me as soon as possible and I will contact you"
"Ok sir, I will mail it to you but will call you tomorrow to see if you are interested"
"Fine, thank you, bye"
Never heard from them again!
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Originally posted by Amiga500 View PostYou cocky, good-for-nothing, 'gift of the gob', parasitic, wide boy.Why don't you do yourself a favour and get a proper job? Thanks!
I did.
I'm also a qualified pedant. See corrections above.
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Originally posted by A Former Headhunter View PostFirst off, as my name here suggests, I used to work in recruitment, so feel free to coat me off accordingly.
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You've missed a trick. Set up a premium rate number and get them to call that
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There was a chap that sat near me on the floor of one of the banks that used to give the number he got off of a card he found in one of the phone boxes.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhat about Isaac Hunt?
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I've got some numbers for you:
Recruitment Director: Miss Lote Jobs 056843865454401115422440
HR Director: Miss Jo Bosworth 04568785422185252145572010
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