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TheFaQQer replied

26 June 2009, 14:26
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

A puzzle that is....or something like that, to help pass the time!!!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooo bored today!!!!!

As I've had three months with no internet access, or any work to do, here's a cunning sudoku for you to solve:

?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
?????????
????4????
?????????

Enjoy!
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Drewster replied

25 June 2009, 14:56
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

So the best thing she can think to say about you is that "You're not a cock."

Damming with faint praise?

You might think that...... but it is the closest thing to a compliment I have ever heard on CUK!!!
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Moscow Mule replied

25 June 2009, 14:00
Can someone please give me one!!!!

Certainly. Where would madam like it?
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Churchill replied

25 June 2009, 13:55
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Of course I will sweetheart....
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cailin maith replied

25 June 2009, 13:52
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You will respect my authoritah!!!!

Of course I will sweetheart....
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DaveB replied

25 June 2009, 13:51
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Don't mind him.... you're not a cock at all!

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

<Drewster waits paitiently for the punchline........>

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No punchline

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

<Drewster relaxes slightly but still has a vague feeling of unease....>

So the best thing she can think to say about you is that "You're not a cock."

Damming with faint praise?
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Churchill replied

25 June 2009, 13:50
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Don't mind him.... you're not a cock at all!

You will respect my authoritah!!!!
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Drewster replied

25 June 2009, 13:50
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No punchline

<Drewster relaxes slightly but still has a vague feeling of unease....>
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cailin maith replied

25 June 2009, 13:49
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

<Drewster waits paitiently for the punchline........>

No punchline
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Drewster replied

25 June 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Don't mind him.... you're not a cock at all!

<Drewster waits paitiently for the punchline........>
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DodgyAgent replied

25 June 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Whats large, hard and throbbing and could put a big smile on your face?

Your nose?
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Churchill replied

25 June 2009, 13:48
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

I thought you were busy fighting with Amiga....

Fighting? Me? Nope.

Merely pointing out to him the error of his ways and seeing how long it takes for him to resort to childish insults.
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cailin maith replied

25 June 2009, 13:47
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

I thought you were busy fighting with Amiga....

Don't mind him.... you're not a cock at all!
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Drewster replied

25 June 2009, 13:46
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

No mate, you really are a cock!

I thought you were busy fighting with Amiga....
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DimPrawn replied

25 June 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

A puzzle that is....or something like that, to help pass the time!!!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooo bored today!!!!!

Here's a puzzle I can't get my head round.

.

Why do people still vote Labour. I mean not that many of them, but some people do.
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