Tomorrow I will mostly be wearing...

[threaded]

Reading the way some of youse lot carry on:

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

[Zippy]

Love this site

Mediocrity:
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference uhtil its too late

[alreadypacked]

Consultancy:
If you're not part of the solution, you can make a lot of money prolonging the problem.

Are you sure that's your mug, I am sure someone here lost it.

[NotAllThere]

My new www.despair.com T-shirt

Cluelessness:
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

And I will be drinking from my new coffee mug

Consultancy:
If you're not part of the solution, you can make a lot of money prolonging the problem.