Reply to: Astounding Stupidity Continues

[Peoplesoft bloke]

If a prisoner is foreign, pay the country of origin to host our "guest".

Save money and make space for proper British criminals, who are the best in the world.

Except some tulipholes would take the cash and the prisoner, then let him out so he'd be back here and free within weeks.

[DimPrawn]

If a prisoner is foreign, pay the country of origin to host our "guest".

Save money and make space for proper British criminals, who are the best in the world.

[NotAllThere]

Strip citizenship off anyone in jail, and that way it could be 10/10 of the prison population is foreign.

[BoredBloke]

It says enough that 7 out of 10 of prisoners in our gaols are foreigners.

I agree - lets have British jails for British criminals

[pzz76077]

A £1million Government scheme to help failed asylum seekers return home resulted in just one family leaving the UK.

A scathing report from the Children's Society says the scheme, which ran for less than a year, failed because government officials did not seem to know what it was for or how to run it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...turn-home.html

Is it even news?

It would be almost worth finding a failed asylum seeker and splitting the pot 50:50 with them. What would the implications be on my tax position??

PZZ

[Cyberman]

I wonder which is better, Irakian, American or Somalian immigration. (Actually now I wonder not )

They are surely not of the same quality

Channel 4 was comparing immigration quality per country in their show dispatches. They came up with a report.
Can't find it anymore
That's a shame cause it was raising a lot of interesting points.

It says enough that 7 out of 10 of prisoners in our gaols are foreigners.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

The point was more the staggering incompetence of UK government, so save your knee-jerk reactions for the next dinner party.

Nothing personal, same goes for Mitch too.
It's a hi-caffeine day.

& lol for EO...

I was talking about Alf Ws taxi driver - thought you were too. I have no quarrel with your op or anyone who says HMG (esp civil service) are crap. Apologies for the confusion - for the record I think that cabbie's tale was (at least partial) nonesense.

[ace00]

When the message is a made up load of old bollocks, yes.

The point was more the staggering incompetence of UK government, so save your knee-jerk reactions for the next dinner party.

Nothing personal, same goes for Mitch too.
It's a hi-caffeine day.

& lol for EO...

[minestrone]

Yobs of NI - Street-load repatriated - cost 250 bricks

They will just move to the nearest UK City which is, ehmmm, where I live.

[Le Rosbif]

That's not unusual under this HMG !! We have to make a choice over keeping services or stopping immigration.

I wonder which is better, Irakian, American or Somalian immigration. (Actually now I wonder not )

They are surely not of the same quality

Channel 4 was comparing immigration quality per country in their show dispatches. They came up with a report.
Can't find it anymore
That's a shame cause it was raising a lot of interesting points.

[EternalOptimist]

HMG - 1 family repatriated - cost £1m

Yobs of NI - Street-load repatriated - cost 250 bricks

[Cyberman]

I was talking to a taxi driver the other day who told me a family of five asylum seekers had been given a one million pound mansion near him by the council with a swimming pool and home cinema.

Appaeently they've has to shut the local Deaf School to pay for it.

That's not unusual under this HMG !! We have to make a choice over keeping services or stopping immigration.

[Mich the Tester]

When the message is a made up load of old bollocks, yes.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Shoot the messenger why don't you.

When the message is a made up load of old bollocks, yes.

[Mich the Tester]

Look! Kelly Brook is on holiday again.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...--holiday.html

I see Danny Cipriani is somewhat chubbier than the average international forward. Fat bastard; that explains why he keeps having his kicks chased down. Get off your arse and do some training you lazy slob! You can walk along tensing your abs to try and look fit, but you can't hide the love handles, you fattie.