Who's the Daddy?

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BrilloPad replied

23 June 2009, 18:30
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

BBiker.

I think the definition of 'Daddy' in this context needs to be addressed before a definitive answer to your question can be guaranteed.

I will start with my own definition of 'Daddy'. Others, please feel free to elucidate.

Daddy (new) (n):

A person of male gender who neither eats, nor sleeps, or has sex, for months at a time. Often mistaken for a damp, discarded dishcloth.

Daddy (baby) (n):

A youth of between 12 and 14 who cannot yet actually ejaculate or impregnate a female, but is framed in the tabloid press as 'Britain's Youngest Dad' (only later it comes to light that "a big boy did it and ran away, mister".

Daddy (forum) (n):

Well, Sasguru, natch!

Daddy (gaol) (n):

HAB, probably.

Daddy (new) = Wilmslow

Daddy (baby) = andyw
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bogeyman replied

23 June 2009, 18:28
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

Just wondered

BBiker.

I think the definition of 'Daddy' in this context needs to be addressed before a definitive answer to your question can be guaranteed.

I will start with my own definition of 'Daddy'. Others, please feel free to elucidate.

Daddy (new) (n):

A person of male gender who neither eats, nor sleeps, or has sex, for months at a time. Often mistaken for a damp, discarded dishcloth.

Daddy (baby) (n):

A youth of between 12 and 14 who cannot yet actually ejaculate or impregnate a female, but is framed in the tabloid press as 'Britain's Youngest Dad' (only later it comes to light that "a big boy did it and ran away, mister".

Daddy (forum) (n):

Well, Sasguru, natch!

Daddy (gaol) (n):

HAB, probably.
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BrilloPad replied

23 June 2009, 18:14
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

Just wondered
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bogeyman replied

23 June 2009, 17:38
Originally posted by original PM View Post

me

I have a T shirt that says so.

If you washed that T shirt enough times it may well say...

?
IDIOT
HAT!
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original PM replied

23 June 2009, 16:11
me

I have a T shirt that says so.
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snaw replied

23 June 2009, 15:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo

"I'm the ******* daddy now"

Classic line!
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Alf W replied

23 June 2009, 15:17
Where's ya tool?
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RichardCranium replied

23 June 2009, 15:14
It wasn't me; I never touched her.
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cailin maith replied

23 June 2009, 15:10
You mean the CUK daddy?
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Churchill replied

23 June 2009, 15:10
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Brillopad.

SallyAnne!
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DaveB replied

23 June 2009, 15:08
Brillopad.
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BlackenedBiker started a topic Who's the Daddy?

23 June 2009, 15:06
Who's the Daddy?

Just wondered
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