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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 11:18
Originally posted by zeitghost

If a very deaf dog with two tails... ...

Sorry, what was that, you'll have to speak up a little ...
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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 10:58
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

In that case I presume the weekend went well?

Indeed!

YLMA enjoyed the F1 (or at least looked like she did) and she indulged in a number of spa treatments at the hotel. For my part, I was like a dog with two tails.
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Zippy replied

23 June 2009, 10:51
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

For reference TJ = YLMA

In that case I presume the weekend went well?
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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 10:44
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I suspect YLMA may be "TJ" in the original list.

Correctamundo.

And, no, you're not getting a picture
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Drewster replied

23 June 2009, 10:43
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

To show him what to do with:-
Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)

Hth.

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

For reference TJ = YLMA
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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 10:43
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Show me a man who isn't or hasn't been an idiot and I'll show you a lier!

WHS*inf
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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 10:38
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

To show him what to do with:-

Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)

Hth.

For reference TJ = YLMA
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Churchill replied

23 June 2009, 10:38
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Perhaps she left him because he's an idiot?

Show me a man who isn't or hasn't been an idiot and I'll show you a lier!
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Churchill replied

23 June 2009, 10:37
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

What about YLMA???
And why Churchill?

To show him what to do with:-

Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)

Hth.
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DaveB replied

23 June 2009, 10:35
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

What about YLMA???
And why Churchill?

I suspect YLMA may be "TJ" in the original list.
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Mich the Tester replied

23 June 2009, 10:33
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

No you're not, she's an ex for a reason!

Perhaps she left him because he's an idiot?
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Drewster replied

23 June 2009, 10:33
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

I'll take:

Scarlett Johannsen
Megan Fox
Jennifer Morrison (Dr Cameron in House)
TJ (one of my colleagues from work - smokin' hottie)
GM (ex-wife)
Kids
Dog

... and (with the exception of the last two, obviously) I'll die with an extremely happy smile on my face.

What about YLMA???
And why Churchill?
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Churchill replied

23 June 2009, 10:30
Originally posted by backlight View Post

Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

What can I tell you? I'm an idiot.

No you're not, she's an ex for a reason!
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Menelaus replied

23 June 2009, 10:28
Originally posted by backlight View Post

Ex-wife.. Very kind of you!

What can I tell you? I'm an idiot.
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The Lone Gunman replied

23 June 2009, 10:28
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

I saw threads and rather than spend my time eating rotten sheep on the moors and suffering the tulips, projectile vomiting and radiation sickness I made the decision there and then that if one of these things landed I'd get so close to it that I'd be in a position to catch the ferker!

That is what sprang to mind with me. I suspect that during a 4 minute warning I will be going against the flow.

Unless the scenario posed above and someone in the heat of the moment shoved me into a nuculer bunker in which case I could regret at leisure.
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