Give Rittle Glasshopper a coconut...

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TimberWolf replied

23 June 2009, 16:06
How tf is that possible? Is it some kind of special coconut or something?
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BlackenedBiker replied

23 June 2009, 11:27
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Tips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.

HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.

Ex you say, Reallah
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HairyArsedBloke replied

23 June 2009, 11:21
Tips from the ex-mrs HAB; don't park your car under a palm tree as coconuts falling from high up dent roofs, bonnets(hoods for septics) and break windscreens.

HAB: "Why the Frak did you park there."
mrsHAB: "There was a space and it looked shady"
HAB: "There was a space because nobody else is stupid to park under falling objects. Didn't all those green things laying around give you a clue?"
mrsHAB: sob, sob, sob.
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Zippy replied

23 June 2009, 11:07
Sod that!
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NotAllThere replied

23 June 2009, 09:29
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Or even 4...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8113382.stm

Looks like it stings a bit...

That'll be when a splinter went up his nail.
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BlackenedBiker replied

23 June 2009, 09:14
that's nowt, I ate 4 bounty bars in less than a week once
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ThomasSoerensen replied

23 June 2009, 09:10
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zeitghost started a topic Give Rittle Glasshopper a coconut...

23 June 2009, 09:04
Give Rittle Glasshopper a coconut...

Or even 4...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/8113382.stm

Looks like it stings a bit...
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