Newcastle's new strip - funny even if you don't like football

[Alf W]

Why would The Toon need an away kit?
I thought the away kit was to distinguish two teams apart when there was a clash of home kit i.e Manure v Liverpool or Chelski v Everton.

Will Newcastle meet anybody this year who might be mistaken for their usual barcodes?

Silly me <slaps forhead> 2 kits doubles the income from replica sales, d'oh <slaps forhead again> the Geordies dont wear shirts and even if they did they would not be seen dead in that get up.

You're forgetting that each shirt design has to be in use for a few years not just one season. So, this strip could be in anticipation of those away games at Port Vale.

Truly horrible!

[Benno]

That is truly laughable! Now I'm no Gok Wan, but that won't sell many at all.

Mind you not many will get to see that with them being in CCC now.

[BlackenedBiker]

CRACK-HO = BEST MONIKER ON HERE FACT

[crack_ho]

Will Newcastle meet anybody this year who might be mistaken for their usual barcodes?

They have a pre season friendly against Darlington, who wear black and white hoops. Oh how the mighty have fallen!

[ace00]

IT's Big Bird!

lol
they will save on leccy bills as they don't need floodlights anymore!

[The Lone Gunman]

IT's Big Bird!

I bet that will sung a time or two on the terraces!
Big pass to big bird, big bird pass to big bird na nah nah na, na nah nah na.
And similar.

[BlackenedBiker]

"It’s awful. It reminds me of a deckchair on Blackpool beach"

As a boro supporter that is priceless.

[cojak]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/...2703-23943242/

Ashley must really hate the fans

IT's Big Bird!

[Drewster]

Nope - prefer rugby to watching 22 effeminate gits prancing about and rolling on the ground in agony whenever they chip a nail.

Churchill plays football!!!!

[shaunbhoy]

Nope - prefer rugby to watching 22 effeminate gits prancing about and rolling on the ground in agony whenever they chip a nail.

An egg-chaser then. Explains a lot.

[PM-Junkie]

No, what qualifies is you fessing up to knowing nothing about football.
What a shandypants!
Are you a Trekkie?

Nope - prefer rugby to watching 22 effeminate gits prancing about and rolling on the ground in agony whenever they chip a nail.

[shaunbhoy]

Does that qualify as an "ouch"?

No, what qualifies is you fessing up to knowing nothing about football.
What a shandypants!
Are you a Trekkie?

[PM-Junkie]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/...2703-23943242/

Ashley must really hate the fans

hehehe...I have to pass this on, not knowing anything about kissball:

Colleague just said "no need for Newcastle to bother about a new strip; it's easy to distinguish Newcastle from the other team because the other team are the ones with the ball and scoring the goals".

Does that qualify as an "ouch"?

[The Lone Gunman]

Why would The Toon need an away kit?
I thought the away kit was to distinguish two teams apart when there was a clash of home kit i.e Manure v Liverpool or Chelski v Everton.

Will Newcastle meet anybody this year who might be mistaken for their usual barcodes?

Silly me <slaps forhead> 2 kits doubles the income from replica sales, d'oh <slaps forhead again> the Geordies dont wear shirts and even if they did they would not be seen dead in that get up.

[thelace]

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/...2703-23943242/

Ashley must really hate the fans