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  • Prickles
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    GotMyBudgetRenewedium

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by [B
    got atomic ache[/B]


    Paininthebellium

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  • NotAllThere
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    Youdontgetmeimpartoftheunium

    Cheeseandonium (I ate some of this once, and got atomic ache).

    Theeconomywillbefixedbytheendofthemillenium

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    1946

    June

    Tuesday

    Around Tea-Time
    Suffix "I'm 'aving 'oops" and you've got a Gene Hunt-ism there

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    1946

    June

    Tuesday

    Around Tea-Time

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  • thunderlizard
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    Maybe to do with the Nazi-occupied-ness of Greece (depending on what "the time" was exactly)

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    not in Greece.....

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    What was the problem their age or their Mediterranean sense of decorum
    ...or the illegality of homosexuality at the time (I think?)

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It wasn't the British Academics, it was the Government who thought that he was a security risk.

    Mind you, he was shagging young greek blokes at the time...
    What was the problem their age or their Mediterranean sense of decorum

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Seldomsium


    Gets my vote!

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    They've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!
    Seldomsium

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Turinium just to redress in some small way how badly this hero was treated by the British Academics post WWII.
    It wasn't the British Academics, it was the Government who thought that he was a security risk.

    Mind you, he was shagging young greek blokes at the time...

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  • Andy2
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    Fatium
    lardassium

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    They've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!

    F..koffium might be a good choice.
    Could call it MySexLifeium then

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    They've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!

    F..koffium might be a good choice.

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