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Previously on "Periodic table gets a new element but....."
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Originally posted by [Bgot atomic ache[/B]
Paininthebellium
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Youdontgetmeimpartoftheunium
Cheeseandonium (I ate some of this once, and got atomic ache).
Theeconomywillbefixedbytheendofthemillenium
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Maybe to do with the Nazi-occupied-ness of Greece (depending on what "the time" was exactly)
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What was the problem their age or their Mediterranean sense of decorumOriginally posted by Churchill View PostIt wasn't the British Academics, it was the Government who thought that he was a security risk.
Mind you, he was shagging young greek blokes at the time...
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SeldomsiumOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostThey've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!
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It wasn't the British Academics, it was the Government who thought that he was a security risk.Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostTurinium just to redress in some small way how badly this hero was treated by the British Academics post WWII.
Mind you, he was shagging young greek blokes at the time...
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Could call it MySexLifeium thenOriginally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostThey've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!
F..koffium might be a good choice.
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They've seen four of 'em in ten years and they last for a few milliseconds each time!
F..koffium might be a good choice.
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