Self Preservation Thread - Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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TykeMerc replied

5 June 2009, 15:14
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Ahem! I for one am keeping out of this..........

You started it, you can't.
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Menelaus replied

5 June 2009, 14:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I thought one of you would make the connection!

Here mate, have my spade, it's well used!

cheers
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Drewster replied

5 June 2009, 13:35
Originally posted by Drewhill View Post

Here mate, have my spade, it's well used!

Ahem! I for one am keeping out of this..........
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Churchill replied

5 June 2009, 13:26
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

help! help! I'm being oppressed!

I thought one of you would make the connection!

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Blast!

Sorry!

I meant breathe in and out rather than, ahem, anything else.

Here mate, have my spade, it's well used!
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 June 2009, 13:24
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

And there Gentlemen, is where we see the violence inherent within the system!

help! help! I'm being oppressed!
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NickFitz replied

5 June 2009, 13:24
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

He is a gentle giant with a sense of humour........................... so he probably wont kill you.

CM on the other hand.............................................. .

Having met them, I concur with this assessment
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Menelaus replied

5 June 2009, 13:24
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

ish!

Blast!

Sorry!

I meant breathe in and out rather than, ahem, anything else.
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Churchill replied

5 June 2009, 13:23
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it

And there Gentlemen, is where we see the violence inherent within the system!
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cailin maith replied

5 June 2009, 13:21
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

And deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

Better?

ish!
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Menelaus replied

5 June 2009, 13:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it

And deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

In ... and out.

Better?
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cailin maith replied

5 June 2009, 13:16
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

CM on the other hand.............................................. .

is a crazy hormonal bird today.... you all might want to shut it
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Churchill replied

5 June 2009, 13:16
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

He is a gentle giant with a sense of humour........................... so he probably wont kill you.

CM on the other hand.............................................. .

I've got to go with your assessment there TLG...
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Drewster replied

5 June 2009, 13:15
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Don't bother changing your name.

Oh Oh! That implies leaving the country is still "required"
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 June 2009, 13:11
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Assumption 1 - I am not really Churchill
Assumption 2 - Churchill really is a 6' 8" Hairy Arsed* Biker
Assumption 3 - CM really exists (and is Totty**)
Assumption 4 - Churchill and CM really are an "item"

Should I change my name and leave the country?

* TM curtesy of HAB
** Totty not strictly required based on Assumption 1,2 & 4 (particularly 4)

He is a gentle giant with a sense of humour........................... so he probably wont kill you.

CM on the other hand.............................................. .
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Churchill replied

5 June 2009, 13:10
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Assumption 1 - I am not really Churchill
Assumption 2 - Churchill really is a 6' 8" Hairy Arsed* Biker
Assumption 3 - CM really exists (and is Totty**)
Assumption 4 - Churchill and CM really are an "item"

Should I change my name and leave the country?

* TM curtesy of HAB
** Totty not strictly required based on Assumption 1,2 & 4 (particularly 4)

I'm not a Biker.

The rest is pretty much spot on though.

Don't bother changing your name.
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