Reply to: Michael Mcintyre

[Churchill]

It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't understand.

Shirley?

[Churchill]

It's called wit

From a half-wit?

Must try harder.

IGYCFY

[dang65]

I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

"Being funny" is sufficient to get most girls ripping their clothes off.

So I read somewhere.

[sasguru]

Don't be a dick-head all your life, have at least one day off!

I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

If you weren't a monosyllabic cretin you would have realised that.

It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't stand.

[Platypus]

It's called wit

[Churchill]

In that she'd like to have sex with him...

Perhaps you need CM to explain some of the basics for you?

Don't be a dick-head all your life, have at least one day off!

I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

If you weren't a monosyllabic cretin you would have realised that.

[Platypus]

In what way?

In that she'd like to have sex with him...

Perhaps you need CM to explain some of the basics for you?

[Platypus]

I've seen some funny stuff of his on YouTube, e.g. on the Glasgow airport terror attack ("hold on while I just punch this burning man in the face"), and on Scottish currency ("it's complicated mathematically - let's just have yours but with our photos").

Very funny IMO.

[Churchill]

I also find him very sexy

In what way?

[SallyAnne]

I also find him very sexy

[Churchill]

Ah but your avatar shows that you appear to be a member of the KKK which says a lot about your sense of humour.

I think you'd better try specsavers.

(That and write an apology to the Pope!)

[Cheshire Cat]

crap. next.

[bellymonster]

Laughs at his own gags a bit too much for my liking.

Heard him on the radio a while back and thought he was cack, but maybe he will be better on the telly.

[malvolio]

Michael McIntyre's got an incredibly irritating voice, but he does do some funny stuff. The problem is, there is absolutely no shortage of excellent British comedians at the moment. I mean, hundreds of them. It's incredible really. In amongst that lot, people like McIntyre become quite average.

PCG were thinking to book him for their May2nd do. I believe it fell through because (a) he was bloody expensive and (b) he wouldn't actually commit to turning up until a few weeks before and (c) they weren't allowed to say he was appearing... Shame really, 'cos I think he's actually quite funny. Then again, I am very old

[malvolio]

Well, I'd better change it then before I end up on Jacqui Smith's black list and find that they won't let me in when I try to come home

Funny, I thought that wa a picture of some Spanish Jesuit priests... Ho hum...