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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't understand.
    Shirley?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    It's called wit
    From a half-wit?

    Must try harder.

    IGYCFY

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  • dang65
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!
    "Being funny" is sufficient to get most girls ripping their clothes off.

    So I read somewhere.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't be a dick-head all your life, have at least one day off!

    I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

    If you weren't a monosyllabic cretin you would have realised that.

    It's the polysyllabic cretins I can't stand.

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  • Platypus
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    It's called wit

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    In that she'd like to have sex with him...

    Perhaps you need CM to explain some of the basics for you?
    Don't be a dick-head all your life, have at least one day off!

    I meant what were his attributes that she found specifically sexy!

    If you weren't a monosyllabic cretin you would have realised that.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    In what way?
    In that she'd like to have sex with him...

    Perhaps you need CM to explain some of the basics for you?

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  • Platypus
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    I've seen some funny stuff of his on YouTube, e.g. on the Glasgow airport terror attack ("hold on while I just punch this burning man in the face"), and on Scottish currency ("it's complicated mathematically - let's just have yours but with our photos").

    Very funny IMO.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I also find him very sexy
    In what way?

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  • SallyAnne
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    I also find him very sexy

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TheRefactornator View Post
    Ah but your avatar shows that you appear to be a member of the KKK which says a lot about your sense of humour.
    I think you'd better try specsavers.

    (That and write an apology to the Pope!)

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  • Cheshire Cat
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    crap. next.

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  • bellymonster
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    Laughs at his own gags a bit too much for my liking.

    Heard him on the radio a while back and thought he was cack, but maybe he will be better on the telly.

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
    Michael McIntyre's got an incredibly irritating voice, but he does do some funny stuff. The problem is, there is absolutely no shortage of excellent British comedians at the moment. I mean, hundreds of them. It's incredible really. In amongst that lot, people like McIntyre become quite average.
    PCG were thinking to book him for their May2nd do. I believe it fell through because (a) he was bloody expensive and (b) he wouldn't actually commit to turning up until a few weeks before and (c) they weren't allowed to say he was appearing... Shame really, 'cos I think he's actually quite funny. Then again, I am very old

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    Well, I'd better change it then before I end up on Jacqui Smith's black list and find that they won't let me in when I try to come home
    Funny, I thought that wa a picture of some Spanish Jesuit priests... Ho hum...

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