Reply to: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Joe Black]

MF - Get a one of these quick!

A little premature I think DP. MF's got another 9 gut-renching months before he'll be able to do the buccal swab...

[MrsGoof]

congrats MF

you can start prepariing now

DONT EVER GO TO SLEEP AGAIN

[DimPrawn]

Congratulations. Do you want to buy a Cot Bed by the way? Or a push chair or high chair.....

Remember it is the childless who'll die unloved and lonely!

And those with children will die in an old folks home 300 miles from their children whilst being physically and mentally abused by east European slave "carers", whilst their children fight over who gets their house and worldly belongings.

Which was nice.

[xoggoth]

That's so right. Not to mention they make your wife's fanny like Wooky Hole. I have never touched the sides since.

[Alf W]

Congratulations. Do you want to buy a Cot Bed by the way? Or a push chair or high chair.....

Remember it is the childless who'll die unloved and lonely!

[DimPrawn]

LOL.

MF - Get a one of these quick!

[sasguru]

Bloody Hell

This ugly munter I was shagging on the side has just told me she's up the duff, but luckily she'll tell her boyfriend that it's his. Apparently he sells tat out of his shops in between contracting. Phew! Close call or what?

Seriously though, congrats ....

[The Lone Gunman]

EVERY NIGHT??? Steady on there, beast! Are you 18? I'm lucky if I can manage once a month, and even then I need a little help

Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 3.
Well son, those are for young men they make love morning noon and night.
Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 7.
Well son, those are for older men they make love monday tuesday........
Dad, why do these condoms come in packets of 12.
Well son, those are for married men they make love January February........

[WageSlave]

Having s3x with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.

EVERY NIGHT??? Steady on there, beast! Are you 18? I'm lucky if I can manage once a month, and even then I need a little help

[Xenophon]

Now you're going to have to marry her... Which means:

Going to bed with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Having s3x with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Waking up with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.
Going out with the same woman every night for the rest of your life.

Etc., etc...



Joking aside, many congratulations. I am not a father, but I became an uncle this year and it is absolutely fantastic!

[milanbenes]

congrats MF

Milan.

[Mordac]

Ooops, sorry, nearly forgot. Congratulations mate. Celebration drinks on you then?

[DimPrawn]

Yes, well done mate.

You'll look back at these times and think "Why did I waste so much of my life holidaying in far off locations, drinking and socialising with friends, travelling, spending money on nice cars, houses and clothes, when I could be listening to a small child scream for 16 hours a day at 103db whilst cleaning up pools of sick for the 8 months in a row."

The joy of it all.

[Mordac]

How does he know it's his?

I used to work with her. Trust me, it has to be his...

[n5gooner]

MF Congratulations, in the long run, it will make a better person of you, in the short run, stash the cash.