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[realityhack]

Madeline.
Mike Mulligan and His Steaming Shovel.
The Little Housing Estate.
The Apple-Seed Cakes.
Penny Candyman.
Pingu Goes Ape.
Orlando Buys The Farm.
Bedtime For France.
Paddle to the Seal.
Betsy-Tazer.
The Burrowers.
Bridge to Terrorbithia.
Tom's Midnight Garden Party.
Horton Hatches the Velociraptor Egg.
Blasting Caps For Sale.
Mary Poppers.
The Elephant and the Evil Baby.
The Baddest Bear.


etc etc... I could go on all week...

[realityhack]

Bored again are we, RH?

How did you know?

[cojak]

The Very Angry Caterpillar.
The Scat in the Hat.
The Story of Barber.
The Wolves Chase Willoughby.
To Kill a Bird.
Great Eviscerations.
Wuthering Frights.
A Kestrel for a Grave.
The Bobbit.
King Solomon's Claymore Mines.
Watershipley Down.
True Git.
My Family In Other Animals.


I'll get my coat...

Bored again are we, RH?

[snaw]

The Bobbit.


I'll get my coat...

Owwwwwwwwwch!

[realityhack]

The Very Angry Caterpillar.
The Scat in the Hat.
The Story of Barber.
The Wolves Chase Willoughby.
To Kill a Bird.
Great Eviscerations.
Wuthering Frights.
A Kestrel for a Grave.
The Bobbit.
King Solomon's Claymore Mines.
Watershipley Down.
True Git.
My Family In Other Animals.


I'll get my coat...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

A Cure for Gravity by Joe Jackson

[snaw]

See Spot Run from the flesh eating zombies.

The Gruffalo (Directors cut, where he actually eats the little feckin mouse)

[realityhack]

David Copperfield vs Predator

Could be a whole new literary genre this.

Shirley that would be more of a pamphlet than a novel? Unless he uses his arty disappearing skills to outfox Predator.


I suggest a series of childrens' books:

Now we are Ate.
Hundred Ogre Wood.
Danny, The Champion of the Underworld.
George's Marvellous Medicine Man.
Peter Panned.
Charlie and the Weapons Factory.
Bambert's Book of Missing Children.
His Dark Ethereals.
The Big ******* Giant.
Trussed William.

I'll think of some more in a minute...

[snaw]

We seem to be going OT here.

We need some kind of flesh eating monster connection chaps ...

[pleomax]

Spanky - Christopher Fowler

[Troll]

Funeral Games - Mary Renault

A right rivitin read

[snaw]

When harry met sally, the flesh eating zombie?

Zulu dawn of the dead?

A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare on ELm Street?

[gingerjedi]

zombies?

If it pays the bills... support is dead and I'm too old to learn coding although I'm still dabbling now and then, it just doesn't grab me as I'm not that interested to be honest, may try a networking course next.

[snaw]

A tail of an American Werewolf in two cities?

[voodooflux]

David Copperfield vs Predator

Could be a whole new literary genre this.

There's definite potential there - movies too:

28 days, Four Weddings and a Funeral Later.