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Previously on "Apprentice : so pleased the "Sandhurst" nob is gone"

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  • shoes
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    I love kate.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    PS: you've heard the old story about the church parade? AcSM stands at the back of the chapel and screams at a young OCdt "Get your 'at off in the 'ouse of the Lord, you ****"?
    No, not heard that one.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    He couldn't go there now. He'd get ****ed over. I got ****ed over just becuase I was a tapo attending a civvie course What are they going to do to him.
    Suspect that he might have himself a new one torn.

    PS: you've heard the old story about the church parade? AcSM stands at the back of the chapel and screams at a young OCdt "Get your 'at off in the 'ouse of the Lord, you ****"?

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  • TimberWolf
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    I want the clever lawyer woman to win, although she was from the second series.

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  • Scotchpie
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    I want Kate to either win or come second just so I can gaze longingly at her right up to the end.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Is the suffix to your username "about"?

    Also: agree with you entirely viz his place at the Factory.
    He couldn't go there now. He'd get ****ed over. I got ****ed over just becuase I was a tapo attending a civvie course What are they going to do to him.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Ben Clark : what a plonker. How did he get this far?
    same reason they show all the crap acts on Britains got wannbe nobheads.

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  • MrMark
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Ben Clark : what a plonker. How did he get this far?
    To be fair, there's quite of lot of keen competition (for the plonker spot)

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  • MrNoMotivation
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    **** off!

    Do you know who I am? Probably the best IT Contractor in the UK and damned handsome too. Do you know I have a Sandhurst scholarship?
    2nd best. I'm here now and don't you forget it.
    Last edited by MrNoMotivation; 21 May 2009, 10:11.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    And clever as well.
    Nah that's going too far. You've got to lie credibly.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You forgot to mention rich. Is that a Freudian slip, because really you made it all up.
    Yes, rich too.

    Thanks.

    And clever as well.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    **** off!

    Do you know who I am? Probably the best IT Contractor in the UK and damned handsome too.
    You forgot to mention rich. Is that a Freudian slip, because really you made it all up.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MrNoMotivation View Post
    That sums up most people on here
    **** off!

    Do you know who I am? Probably the best IT Contractor in the UK and damned handsome too.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Surely a glittering career awaits him in the City, as one of the Master of the Universe hedgies or sommat?

    I mean, he has no ability but is arrogant and obnoxious and up himself.
    Masters of the Universe, now selling the big issue ... yep, hope so.

    B. Clarke - you are a tw@ of the highest order.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    C'mon Guys - Doesn't anyone feel sorry for Twunt!
    Nope.

    Next.

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