Apprentice : so pleased the "Sandhurst" nob is gone

**Menelaus** · 21 May 2009, 07:18

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Ben Clark : what a plonker. How did he get this far?

Typical sales ****** - more spin than substance.

As for being accepted to the Factory - there's being accepted and there's being a graduate. The chop rate at the Factory is astonishingly high.

**rsingh** · 21 May 2009, 07:28

He is a complete and utter nobber. Whats the betting that the reason that he hasn't accepted his place at Sandhurst is because we are at war and he doesn't fancy a stint in Afghanistan? If we leave there before 2011 (when his place expires) I bet he'll be in like a shot.

**Menelaus** · 21 May 2009, 07:35

Originally posted by rsingh View Post

He is a complete and utter nobber. Whats the betting that the reason that he hasn't accepted his place at Sandhurst is because we are at war and he doesn't fancy a stint in Afghanistan? If we leave there before 2011 (when his place expires) I bet he'll be in like a shot.

Is the suffix to your username "about"?

Also: agree with you entirely viz his place at the Factory.

**rsingh** · 21 May 2009, 07:39

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Is the suffix to your username "about"?

The full quadruple barrelled suffix is "about-on-the-bench". I'm dead posh me.

**Menelaus** · 21 May 2009, 07:39

Originally posted by rsingh View Post

The full quadruple barrelled suffix is "about-on-the-bench". I'm dead posh me.

Excellent

**Recruitment Agent** · 21 May 2009, 08:16

Originally posted by rsingh View Post

He is a complete and utter nobber. Whats the betting that the reason that he hasn't accepted his place at Sandhurst is because we are at war and he doesn't fancy a stint in Afghanistan? If we leave there before 2011 (when his place expires) I bet he'll be in like a shot.

100% correct..

I couldnt help smirking when he came out of the board room and punched the the chair he was sitting on.

**BrilloPad** · 21 May 2009, 08:19

Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Is the suffix to your username "about"?

**Drewster** · 21 May 2009, 08:23

C'mon Guys - Doesn't anyone feel sorry for Twunt!

**Durbs** · 21 May 2009, 08:25

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Ben Clark : what a plonker. How did he get this far?

He's in the latest Heat magazine sporting a nice shiner. He says it was a bizarre accident with his brother and a cocktail shaker but i know a cocktail shaker accident when i see one and he's lying! Word on the street is he was just lamped in a pub for being a right tw@t.

Will return with the latest news from 'Bella' and 'Take a Break' as soon as Mrs Durbs purchases them - i love being on the bench.

Apprentice : so pleased the "Sandhurst" nob is gone