Reply to: Things you don't hear anymore.

[dozer]

my husband wont be home for hours.

[Ruprect]

"No no no, you just lie back and relax"

[lightng]

Son, I want you to wear these boxing gloves to bed.

[Bagpuss]

Codswallop, a much underused word

[EternalOptimist]

Well Ah'll go ta foot of our stairs

[Bagpuss]

As safe as houses
Like money in the Bank
Balance of Payments Surplus
125% LTV Mortgages

[Cyberman]

'whiter than white'
'things can only get better'
'we have no plans to raise taxes'

[Mich the Tester]

I think you're probably the only candidate.

[Shimano105]

'They want you to start Monday'

[cojak]

The Milky bars are on me!

Nessles Milky Bar!

It might be Nestlay where you come from matey boy (ami garcon??),
but over here it's Nessles...

[Board Game Geek]

Always make sure you wear a fresh pair of Y-Fronts every day, just in case you get knocked over and have to go to hospital.

"Yes Mother"

[cojak]

LuciferBox
wendigo100
Spacecadet
tay
hyperD

"My marmalade's ready. PM me if you want some."

I miss Lucifer - he made the best marmalade I have ever tasted..

[Mich the Tester]

I feel I have let our shareholders/customers/voters/citizens down and hereby offer my resignation and apologies.

[swamp]

It was within the rules.

[Mich the Tester]

Your rate will be increased in line with inflation.