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Previously on "Things you don't hear anymore."

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  • dozer
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    my husband wont be home for hours.

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  • Ruprect
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    "No no no, you just lie back and relax"

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  • lightng
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    Son, I want you to wear these boxing gloves to bed.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Codswallop, a much underused word

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Well Ah'll go ta foot of our stairs

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  • Bagpuss
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    As safe as houses
    Like money in the Bank
    Balance of Payments Surplus
    125% LTV Mortgages

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  • Cyberman
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    'whiter than white'
    'things can only get better'
    'we have no plans to raise taxes'

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I think you're probably the only candidate.

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  • Shimano105
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    'They want you to start Monday'

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    The Milky bars are on me!
    Nessles Milky Bar!

    It might be Nestlay where you come from matey boy (ami garcon??),
    but over here it's Nessles...

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Always make sure you wear a fresh pair of Y-Fronts every day, just in case you get knocked over and have to go to hospital.

    "Yes Mother"

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    LuciferBox
    wendigo100
    Spacecadet
    tay
    hyperD

    "My marmalade's ready. PM me if you want some."

    I miss Lucifer - he made the best marmalade I have ever tasted..

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I feel I have let our shareholders/customers/voters/citizens down and hereby offer my resignation and apologies.

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  • swamp
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    It was within the rules.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Your rate will be increased in line with inflation.

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