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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    That must be inconvenient, do you hang both arms off the one shoulder or just make do with the 1 arm?
    I think he meant one really hairy shoulder is good at counting. Why the shoulder's hairiness is relevant to its main talent for arithmetic I have no idea, except to make the proposition more unbelievable/weird and to add some visualisation, which to be honest I think we could have done without. Especially if it's just the old cupped hand in shoulder and pump type of counting?

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Not really, unless one really hairy shoulder counts.
    That must be inconvenient, do you hang both arms off the one shoulder or just make do with the 1 arm?

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  • xoggoth
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    Not really, unless one really hairy shoulder counts.

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  • pleomax
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    Are but is yours the Shafted V2.3?
    Doesn't use the same drivers.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by pleomax View Post
    You can see that from there?

    Wanna share?
    I think I know who you are

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by pleomax View Post
    You can see that from there?

    Wanna share?
    thanks, but I already have one

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  • pleomax
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    you forgot to mention the rather large bargepole sticking out of your @rse



    You can see that from there?

    Wanna share?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by pleomax View Post
    One of my ears sticks out further than the other, and my facial hair seems to take for ever to grow!

    Is this enough?
    you forgot to mention the rather large bargepole sticking out of your @rse



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  • pleomax
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    One of my ears sticks out further than the other, and my facial hair seems to take for ever to grow!

    Is this enough?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I have a small third nipple below the right one.
    A 'Superfluous papilla'.

    Would you happen to be left handed as well?

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    as opposeed to slack box testing?



    I know which one I'd prefer

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I've got a really stupid chin.
    double

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Tight box testing?
    as opposeed to slack box testing?

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Females who make lamb casserole and apple and blackberry crumble with custard for their men are, in my books, ladies.
    dinnerladies

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Now you're just getting smutty. Behave yourself; there are ladies in here.
    yeah, smuttsville.

    and none of that 'testing the black box whilst the flaps are down' smut either


    smutty smut


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