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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they
faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
.....
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,
"Winnie the tulip."
There is a certain irony in telling this tale on CUK, where the punch line is converted by Nanny back to baby talk
I am feeling very left out. I can't contribute to the breakdown/divorce threads nor milan's disney drivel.
Me either, it would be good material were I a stand up comedian.
anyways, Walt Disney was a XXX of the highest order, heavily involved in the McCarthey witch hunts, when not shafting his animators or Suing childrens' homes with unathorized Disney murals
we play it in the car, in the big datsun there is a ceiling mounted dvd player, yes children could use the wireless headphones and we listen to something else on the radio, but no, we play the dvd's through the car speakers,
it is very interesting to listen to these films, there are some very funny quotes
´next time your daughter watches that dvd, fast forward to where pooh gets stuck in rabbits doorway and watch the scene where mole gives a quote for getting pooh out
it is soooo us lot
finding nemo is another one which is funny just to listen to
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they
faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my
Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a
choo-choo", She said.
"No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'
words."
She then asked little Alex what he had done? "I read a book," he
replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride, and said,
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