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    #11
    mulan was an 80's disney film about a boy called mulan.

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      #12
      Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
      mulan was an 80's disney film about a boy called mulan.
      Girl
      'elf and safety guru

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        #13
        Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
        mulan was an 80's disney film about a boy called mulan.
        ladyboy

        and a very pretty one too.

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          #14
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          I am feeling very left out. I can't contribute to the breakdown/divorce threads nor milan's disney drivel.
          Me either, it would be good material were I a stand up comedian.

          anyways, Walt Disney was a XXX of the highest order, heavily involved in the McCarthey witch hunts, when not shafting his animators or Suing childrens' homes with unathorized Disney murals
          Last edited by Bagpuss; 20 May 2009, 19:10.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Winnie the Flu
            Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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              #16
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
              accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they
              faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
              .....
              "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

              Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
              pride, and said,

              "Winnie the tulip."
              There is a certain irony in telling this tale on CUK, where the punch line is converted by Nanny back to baby talk

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