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Previously on "The thread for people with few (if any) mental problems"
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What are you doing posting here? Come back when you have come to your senses (i.e. invited the lustee to see Star Trek).
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I prefer Mrs Tester's melons actually, but not with lamb casserole.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostErmmmmmm there's some danger of this thread degenerating even further since you don't fancy Pogles "dumplings", but hanker after DaveB's "spuds".
Anyone seen my coat?
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Ermmmmmm there's some danger of this thread degenerating even further since you don't fancy Pogles "dumplings", but hanker after DaveB's "spuds".Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI don't like dumplings, so you can have mine if you let me have a couple of your spuds.
Anyone seen my coat?
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I don't like dumplings, so you can have mine if you let me have a couple of your spuds.Originally posted by DaveB View Postand the reason we can't have both is?
aside from the fact that it makes us greedy buggers.
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My personal 'dumplings' are enough for MR P, everything else pales in comparisonOriginally posted by TykeMerc View PostEither, both go well with a decent crumble.
Dumplings in the lamb casserole? (Probably an unwise question when it's aimed at Pogle based on her previous postings, but it's a necessary one)
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Ooh no, I prefer new potatoes with lamb casserole.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostEither, both go well with a decent crumble.
Dumplings in the lamb casserole? (Probably an unwise question when it's aimed at Pogle based on her previous postings, but it's a necessary one)
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostDamn we seem to have to have attracted all the nutters.
Right you nutters, don't forget your meds now.
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