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Previously on "A reply from Cameron"

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  • Gordon Brown
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    The highlight of his day was receiving an email from his hero Cameron "I've got no Policies or Vision".
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    Indeed, New Labour prides itself on policies such as IR35, self regulating banking with the FSA giving a light touch to allow growth and prosperity to all, and having the foresight to sell the bulk of the UK's Gold Bullion at an all time price low.

    I would like to include the following as outstanding achievement made by New Labour:

    July 1997
    01 • Mortgage Interest Tax Relief At Source (MIRAS) reduced from 15% to 10%
    02 • Dividend Tax Credits for pension schemes abolished
    03 • Income tax relief on health insurance abolished
    04 • Insurance Premium Tax extended to some health insurance
    05 • Road Fuel Tax escalator increased to 6%
    06 • Vehicle Excise Duty increased
    07 • Tobacco duty escalator increased to 5%
    08 • Stamp Duty raised to 2%
    09 • Carry back of Corporation Tax losses limited to 1 year
    10 • Windfall tax on utilities


    March 1998
    11 • Tax relief for the married couple's allowance (MCA) cut to 10%
    12 • Top rate of Insurance Premium Tax extended to travel insurance
    13 • Exceptional increase in tobacco and alcohol duties
    14 • Duties on casinos and gaming machines raised
    15 • Road Fuel Tax escalator increase brought forward
    16 • Tax on company cars increased
    17 • Tax relief on foreign earnings abolished
    18 • Tax concessions for certain professions abolished
    19 • Capital gains tax imposed on certain non-residents
    20 • Restriction of Capital Gains Tax relief on reinvestment
    21 • Corporation tax payments on account brought forward
    22 • Stamp duty increased again
    23 • Certain hydrocarbon duties increased
    24 • Additional diesel duties introduced
    25 • Landfill Tax increased
    26 • Double tax credits on certain dividends restricted

    March 1999
    27 • National Insurance Contributions earning limit raised
    28 • NI Contributions for self-employed increased
    29 • Tax relief of Married Couple's Allowance abolished
    30 • MIRAS abolished
    31 • Self-employed contractors to pay NI and income tax as if employees
    32 • Company car business mileage discount limited
    33 • Double escalator on tobacco duties
    34 • Insurance Premium Tax increased to 5%
    35 • Vocational training relief abolished
    36 • Employer NI Contribution base broadened to include all benefits in kind
    37 • VAT on some banking services increased
    38 • Tax on reverse premiums paid to tenants by landlords introduced
    39 • Duty on domestic fuel oils up
    40 • Vehicle Excise Duty for lorries increased
    41 • Landfill tax escalator introduced
    42 • Stamp Duty rates raised again to 2.5/3.5%

    March 2000
    43 • Tobacco duties increased above inflation
    44 • Stamp duty raised for 4th time, scope of duty extended
    45 • Extra taxation of life assurance companies
    46 • Rules on tax havens tightened up
    47 • Company car taxes raised

    2001
    The Chancellor gives the exhausted nation a year off – no new stealth taxes!

    April 2002
    48 • Personal tax allowances frozen
    49 • National Insurance threshold frozen
    50 • NI Contributions for employers raised
    51 • NI Contributions for employees raised [Class 1 up 1%]
    52 • NI Contributions for self-employed raised
    53 • North Sea taxation increased
    54 • Duty on some alcoholic drinks raised
    55 • Stamp duty thresholds frozen
    56 • Tax relief on investment in film industy restricted
    57 • Rules on corporate debt tightened
    58 • Nil-rate threshold for inheritance tax raised by less than the rate of inflation

    April 2003
    59 • VAT imposed on electronically supplied services
    60 • Domestic staff on £89/week to pay NI & income tax, employers to pay NI
    61 • Betting duty increases
    62 • Tax on red diesel and fuel oil increased
    63 • Anti-tax haven rules tightened to cover more UK firms with Irish subsidiaries
    64 • Vehicle excise duty raised
    65 • Personal tax allowances frozen again

    July, 2003
    66 • £35 added to all fines and £3 added to the cost of a home insurance policy

    September, 2003
    67 • Price of petrol raised 7p per gallon (with the VAT)

    October, 2003
    68 • Up to 8 times increase in the stamp duty on leases for retail premises
    69 • Airport Tax doubled

    December, 2003
    70 • 40% extra Council Tax on second homes was sneaked in while the Westminster Wonders were breaking up for their hols a whole week before Xmas.
    Additional info : It has been pointed out that a number of councils gave an even bigger discount for second homes and the increase for some people can be 80%. Plus the usual 6-18% annual rise, depending on how bloated the council's operations have become.
    Exemptions may be granted if the second home owner (1) has to live somewhere because of his/her employment, (2) the dwelling comes with the job, or (3) there are special threat/security reasons involved. All of which excuses apply to 10, Downing Street, the home of a certain Mr. Anthony B. Liar. (Thanks to M.K.)

    January, 2004
    71 • £60 per day fine for late submission of self-assessment income tax forms
    72 • Traffic wardens to receive powers to impose fines for a whole bunch of offences to keep poor people off the roads. The offences will include parking more than 19 inches from the kerb (£100) and dithering by people who are lost over, and who don't know whether to make a turn or keep straight on
    73 • A 'Victims Fund' surcharge fine on everyone who passes through the courts. £5 for speeding up to £30 for murder.
    74 • Legal Aid for the middle classes abolished

    February, 2004
    75 • £40 per week charge to middle-class parents for formerly free nursery places
    76 • £200 per year charge to middle-class parents for places on formerly free school buses
    77 • £250 per hour charge from the fire brigade for non-fire-related call-outs, e.g. clearing up after road accidents and rescuing pussy cats from trees

    March, 2004
    78 • £550 tax rise (at standard rate) for people using a company van or people-carrier out of work time
    79 • Council Tax will rise at least 7.4% next year (according to the Budget)
    80 • The tax incentive for owner-operator small businesses to become companies abolished
    81 • Tax on cross-border payments for goods and services between multi-divisional companies extended to transactions within the UK
    82 • Tax on trusts up from 34% to 40%
    83 • Duty on red diesel up 1p/litre above inflation (57% rise)
    84 • Duty on liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) used as fuel up 1p/litre above inflation (45% rise)
    85 • Personal allowances for taxpayers under 65 frozen

    April 2004
    86 • PEPs and ISAs containing shares lose their tax break on dividends and the annual ISA allowance cut by £2,000 to £5,000
    87 • The 100% tax allowance for small businesses & self-employed on new computer/advanced telephone equipment cut to 50% for 2004/5 tax year
    88 • Passports � in addition to costing twice as much as the present price of £42, the new 'biometric data' passports will be valid for half as long. They will have to be renewed every 5 years instead of every 10 years, which doubles the cost yet again.
    89 • £100 per year 'lighthouse tax' on small boats over 8 metres long. Commerial shipping lines think they should pay £2.6 million per year towards the annual £73 million cost of maintaining lighthouses and navigational equipment.

    May 2004
    90 • Council Tax bills to rise a further £110 in the affected areas to pay for 'Two Jags' Prescott's regional assemblies

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Indeed - I bet I'd have got same response if I'd emailed saying "I have been a Tory automaton for 30 years. I would vote for a (dead) donkey if it had a blue rosette, now what are you going to do about these expenses young man?"
    Come to think of it - what's the address?

    Hardly an automaton. I just don't want to vote for high taxation, high waste and inefficiency, corruption, union extremism and little delivery, and that is why I always ignore Labour overtures. I did in fact once vote for the Liberals.

    The fact that two Labour Lords have just been the first Lords to be suspended for almost 400 years since Cromwell, says it all !!

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    I think you'll find that Central Office has prepared texts on all current hot topics. MP's are told what they have to say.
    Indeed - I bet I'd have got same response if I'd emailed saying "I have been a Tory automaton for 30 years. I would vote for a (dead) donkey if it had a blue rosette, now what are you going to do about these expenses young man?"
    Come to think of it - what's the address?

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  • Cyberman
    replied
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    ....All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing....

    ..... or for the 'majority' to vote New Lie !!!

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Mustang View Post
    How did you get the email address in the first place?

    Just do a search on David Cameron on the internet. I found it within seconds of becoming furious at reading of Alan Duncan's lawnmower expenses.

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  • BlasterBates
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    I think you'll find that Central Office has prepared texts on all current hot topics. MP's are told what they have to say.

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  • Mustang
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    How did you get the email address in the first place?

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    I did not vote them in and I have never argued in their favour so I do not feel responsible for their failures. Their failure was inevitable, I cannot withdraw my vote as they never had it, they also do not listen to the public, so writing to them would be a total waste of time anyway.

    The biggest sanction I have is the withdrawal of my vote and I can only withdraw it from the Tories. Thus at least I have some power over Tory behaviour but absolutely none over Labour.
    ....All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing....

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    I expect the Tories to adhere to high standards because they are the party I would want to be able to support and thus I will hold them to account if they fail me.
    After 12 years of the 'whiter than white' New Lie and their actions in opposition over many years and government in the 70s, I have very low expectations of them and I have never voted for them and never would, so I have no right to hold them to account.
    You did have me going there - for a minute I thought you were serious

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  • Cyberman
    replied
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Don't be an Arse... New Lie-bore are "your" Government (if you voted for them or not) and you have every 'kin right to hold them to account!!!!!

    I did not vote them in and I have never argued in their favour so I do not feel responsible for their failures. Their failure was inevitable, I cannot withdraw my vote as they never had it, they also do not listen to the public, so writing to them would be a total waste of time anyway.

    The biggest sanction I have is the withdrawal of my vote and I can only withdraw it from the Tories. Thus at least I have some power over Tory behaviour but absolutely none over Labour.

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  • Central-Scrutiniser
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    Of course, these actions alone will not fix our broken politics. It will take time and effort to repair a system that has been allowed to deteriorate over many years

    Your political system is indeed broken.
    We alone can fix that.

    Your economy was broken by the blind greed of your Bankers.
    We nationalised your banking system.


    At the End of Days there will be no elections, no illusion of democracy.

    This is the new political reality.

    Put your Faith in the New World Order.
    Last edited by Central-Scrutiniser; 15 May 2009, 11:55.

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  • Drewster
    replied
    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    I expect the Tories to adhere to high standards because they are the party I would want to be able to support and thus I will hold them to account if they fail me.
    After 12 years of the 'whiter than white' New Lie and their actions in opposition over many years and government in the 70s, I have very low expectations of them and I have never voted for them and never would, so I have no right to hold them to account.
    Don't be an Arse... New Lie-bore are "your" Government (if you voted for them or not) and you have every 'kin right to hold them to account!!!!!

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    I wonder if Cybertory wrote to Gordo - or was he only angry about Tory gardens?

    I expect the Tories to adhere to high standards because they are the party I would want to be able to support and thus I will hold them to account if they fail me.
    After 12 years of the 'whiter than white' New Lie and their actions in opposition over many years and government in the 70s, I have very low expectations of them and I have never voted for them and never would, so I have no right to hold them to account.

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  • Drewster
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Poor Cybercretin!
    The highlight of his day was receiving an email from his hero Cameron "I've got no Policies or Vision".
    I bet his curtains are really crusty now.

    What he doesn't know is the reply is from a snot-nosed 20 year old intern assigned to respond to the loonies who send pointless emails.
    What he doesn't know is that Dave is claiming £69000 p/a for the snot-nosed 20 year old, I mean Research Assistant, who he actually pays minimum wage ..........

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    I wonder if Cybertory wrote to Gordo - or was he only angry about Tory gardens?

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