I have no intention of surreptitiously taking over the world. You'll all know about it when I achieve total omnipotence!
Dunno what all the fuss is about, can't actually see what point is trying to be made here...
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Ah, like the fair Nimue she appears, imparts her wisdom then with nowt but a ripple buggers off to who knows where.Originally posted by cojakSpeak for yourself, sonny....
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Rumour? Oh dear (TM), you're new here, aren't you.Originally posted by ancientThere is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.
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There is no anonymity on the web, and certainly not on this forum.Originally posted by ancientMany of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
The thing you have to remember about the CUK forum is that 99.9% of it is bluster. It's all an act and should never be taken seriously. There are a couple of regular posters on this forum I have concerns about, but as for the rest it's silly school boy sniggering.
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Oh, I get it... It's a plea for clemency!Originally posted by ancientThere is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.
The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.
Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.
Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
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Have you ever sat on a train or somewhere and thought of all the lurid fantasies and secret impulses that go on in peoples' heads, and how shocking and appalling it would often be if one could read their minds?Originally posted by ancientThere is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.
The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.
Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.
Well the nice thing about CUK is you don't have to be a mind reader
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And you'd prefer if they came to your house?Originally posted by ancientbut the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.
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There is a rumour that the CUK board has been taken over by a band of sexually deviant people, many on the register, who have serious problems in terms of their mental health.
The CUK board apparently acts as a distraction, in terms of them not being able to face the true reality of their daily life.
Masquerading as freelance computer consultants, the individuals involved hope to over throw modern civilisation by exhibiting their perversions within the context of their daily work.
Many of their posts would be liable within the context of civil law, but the anonymity of the board enables them to live out their chosen fantasies in anonymity.Tags: None
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