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BoredBloke replied

15 May 2009, 07:06
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

It was a common theme throughout the show - they reckoned most of the country must know that M Khan was bent...

I remember that one - I worked at PHH in Manchester for a bit and the guy they took on to replace me at the end of my contract was called Masood Khan. I said to people that 'M Khan was bent' but it came accross like sour grapes!
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Cyberman replied

14 May 2009, 23:41
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Anything from Fawlty Towers!

Particulary like the Germans episode.

"Don't mention the war. I mentioned it earlier but I think I got away with it".

Genius!

This is my favourite too !! The O'Reilly Men and The Hotel Inspector also immediately spring to mind.
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wobbegong replied

14 May 2009, 23:15
Victoria Wood/Julie Walters - Two soups. Fantastic!!
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wobbegong replied

14 May 2009, 23:14
A python classic.

Last edited by wobbegong; 14 May 2009, 23:19.
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Toolpusher replied

14 May 2009, 22:34
Cork Soakers
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scooterscot replied

14 May 2009, 22:31
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I told you once.

No you dint.
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TykeMerc replied

14 May 2009, 21:34
There are so many classics from the Two Ronnies, Python, Morcambe and Wise, Not the Nine O'clock News, etc etc etc I couldn't pick one overall favourite.
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Moscow Mule replied

14 May 2009, 21:22
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post

There was a piece of graffiti on a railway bridge over the North Circular Road: "M KHAN IS BENT"

That was painted circa 1970.

Two of my brothers went to Arnos School in Norf London. A damn hard school it was too.

When M Khan - a lad of about 14 - turned up in a frock & makeup, he got a good kicking.

He continued to turn up thus dressed. He continued to get a kicking.

He was given fame in that graffiti.

It was a common theme throughout the show - they reckoned most of the country must know that M Khan was bent...
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cojak replied

14 May 2009, 21:19
Blackadder - Major Star

"I feel Fan-tast-ic"
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moorfield replied

14 May 2009, 21:08
Another Harry Enfield, the Son's Boyfriend
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BrowneIssue replied

14 May 2009, 21:03
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

DB: I see. See that M. Khan?

RN: I have certainly heard of the fellow.

DB: He's your best mate he is. He's like your special friend. You are him -
Professor F.J.M Khan, is bent.

There was a piece of graffiti on a railway bridge over the North Circular Road: "M KHAN IS BENT"

That was painted circa 1970.

Two of my brothers went to Arnos School in Norf London. A damn hard school it was too.

When M Khan - a lad of about 14 - turned up in a frock & makeup, he got a good kicking.

He continued to turn up thus dressed. He continued to get a kicking.

He was given fame in that graffiti.
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Bagpuss replied

14 May 2009, 20:44
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Last edited by Bagpuss; 14 May 2009, 21:13.
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suityou01 replied

14 May 2009, 11:01
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

I once bought a tape of the fast show to listen to while on a long drive home and it had a sketch with Unlucky Alf on it. The one where he buys his parrot. I nearly crashed!

And what would you have said if you did?

Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww Boooooooooggggggggaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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BoredBloke replied

14 May 2009, 10:59
I once bought a tape of the fast show to listen to while on a long drive home and it had a sketch with Unlucky Alf on it. The one where he buys his parrot. I nearly crashed!
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Clippy replied

14 May 2009, 10:22
Anything from Fawlty Towers!

Particulary like the Germans episode.

"Don't mention the war. I mentioned it earlier but I think I got away with it".

Genius!
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