Norman Lamb MP .. Liberal Democrat

[Cyberman]

Our local tory MP got the bump after visiting a site inhabited by eco warriors. His son got an air rifle from the boot of his car and started taking shots at them, if I remember correctly our MP attacked them with a pickaxe handle.

He was taken into the local mental hospital shortly after with, presumably, booze psychosis. He was in the priory where he was shagging some woman and that got into the press.

As a result they lost the safest tory seat in Scotland.

Scotland is another country and irrelevant to the Tories AFAIAC. It is only Labour that has a major interest there with many MPs. Roll on independence.

[minestrone]

Our local tory MP got the bump after visiting a site inhabited by eco warriors. His son got an air rifle from the boot of his car and started taking shots at them, if I remember correctly our MP attacked them with a pickaxe handle.

He was taken into the local mental hospital shortly after with, presumably, booze psychosis. He was in the priory where he was shagging some woman and that got into the press.

As a result they lost the safest tory seat in Scotland.

[Cyberman]

I am quite happy for my MP (or indeed any MP) to play whatever games they like with oranges and masks......... thieving on the other hand is just not right!

WHS !!!!!

[Drewster]

Oh yeah. The Tories. Now I remember. Aren't they the ones who won't be fiddling their expenses because they are too busy pushes oranges up their bottoms, wearing gimp masks and partaking in that strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

I am quite happy for my MP (or indeed any MP) to play whatever games they like with oranges and masks......... thieving on the other hand is just not right!

[NickNick]

Oh yeah. The Tories. Now I remember. Aren't they the ones who won't be fiddling their expenses because they are too busy pushes oranges up their bottoms, wearing gimp masks and partaking in that strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

My old man once told me that when Labour are in power, it will be money scandals. When the tories are in it's all sex.

Not been wrong so far.

[Board Game Geek]

Browne Issue posted : strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

autoerotic autoasphyxiation.

And no, I didn't Google it. It's in one of my books.

[the_duderama]

Thank god the Tories are playing by the rules

I thought they were all playing by rules, or that's what they keep on saying. It's telling that they couldn't use their morals instead, oh wait......

[sasguru]

You obviously have a very dull sex life.

As opposed to you and your rent boys, no doubt.

[Cyberman]

Oh yeah. The Tories. Now I remember. Aren't they the ones who won't be fiddling their expenses because they are too busy pushes oranges up their bottoms, wearing gimp masks and partaking in that strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

You obviously have a very dull sex life.

[oracleslave]

Oh yeah. The Tories. Now I remember. Aren't they the ones who won't be fiddling their expenses because they are too busy pushes oranges up their bottoms, wearing gimp masks and partaking in that strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

I think you have killed this thread off for Cybertwit

[BrowneIssue]

Thank god the Tories are playing by the rules

Oh yeah. The Tories. Now I remember. Aren't they the ones who won't be fiddling their expenses because they are too busy pushes oranges up their bottoms, wearing gimp masks and partaking in that strangulation eroticism whose name I cannot remember?

[Cyberman]

Thank god the Tories are playing by the rules

I actually thought that the LibDems were until I heard the interview last night. I think it was Vince Cable that said a couple of weeks back that LibDems do not claim second home allowance. Might have realised that it was the usual lie that we get from MPs.

All MPs must be made to repay their fraudulent expenses, be they from whatever party, but New Lie have been the biggest 'pigs' by far and thus the biggest hypocrites after promising to be 'whiter than white' in 1997. How they had the nerve to slag-off Fred Goodwin !!!!

[DodgyAgent]

.. has claimed 17K on average each year in expenses since 1991 and was top of the list last year. I listened to him try to justify his greed last night on Talksport and him explaining how he put in a massive bill to us taxpayers for his home shower that leaked and damaged his 'second' home. Obviously he has never heard of home insurance, but then do you need it if you know you can claim for anything from the taxpayer.

Thank god the Tories are playing by the rules

[Cyberman]

.. has claimed 17K on average each year in expenses since 1991 and was top of the list last year. I listened to him try to justify his greed last night on Talksport and him explaining how he put in a massive bill to us taxpayers for his home shower that leaked and damaged his 'second' home. Obviously he has never heard of home insurance, but then do you need it if you know you can claim for anything from the taxpayer.