Reply to: Business Mashups

[NotAllThere]

Don't speak too soon. Compared to the 1980s, I no longer need IT people to set up a spreadsheet, knock up a simple database, or network from my home to the rest of the world.
... These things evolve.

Indeed they do. And if all businesses needed was spreadsheets and simple databases and to be able to network in a simple way, you wouldn't need an IT department. But as things have evolved so have the it processes. Rather than creating spreadsheets we're doing ever more complicated and powerful things.

The IT bit will never go away, so long as people want to connect the spreadsheet to the database, then send the data to HQ to be used to determine next years sales plan...

[Doggy Styles]

There are loads of "process" systems like these - they are the holy grail for businesses.

They think they can get rid of so much IT just by having these things.

Don't speak too soon. Compared to the 1980s, I no longer need IT people to set up a spreadsheet, knock up a simple database, or network from my home to the rest of the world.

I've never used Business Mashups, but I have used data hubs and workflow/process management systems. These things evolve.

[Drewster]

They think they can get rid of so much IT just by having these things.

You are not wrong...... It seems for most of my IT Career "they" have been trying to get rid of IT (or IT'ers)... I hope they aren't just trying to get rid of me!

(thankfully) the more they try to get rid of us the more they c*ck it up and complicate it and the more opportunities they create........

[NotAllThere]

I think I'll start an internet site called the daily mash...

These "you won't need developers" tools have been around at least since 1990. For anything other than the simplest applications, they either don't work or work badly. There's no way that software can write software effectively.

[jmo21]

There are loads of "process" systems like these - they are the holy grail for businesses.

They think they can get rid of so much IT just by having these things.

[Mich the Tester]

the marketing team who came up the amazingly stoopid name probably have the same IQ as one.

Or is that being unfair to root vegetables?

Yes. Stop being potatoist.

[Pogle]

Nothing to do with potatoes then?

the marketing team who came up the amazingly stoopid name probably have the same IQ as one.

Or is that being unfair to root vegetables?

[Mich the Tester]

Drewster, you bin hangin' wiv dem homies for too long, innit?

Mashup though? Why? I may have to use the term 'Mashup' more in everyday life.

Golfing Mashup
Drinking Mashup
Football Mashup
Board Meeting Mashup
Dentist Mashup
Funeral Mashup
Wedding Mashup
Sainsbury's 'weekly big shop' Mashup

Nothing to do with potatoes then?

[Rookie]

You should have a little bit of sympathy.....

Imagine you were a Serena Consultant/Techie with many years hard work building a reputation within a wide customer base...... and then "they" came along and told you to visit these customers (remember your hard earned rep) and try to sell them a product called "Mashups".......

"Man innit wee av dis kicking tool.... its wewl wicked innit! Its called Mashups man! 'kin kick *rse muvva 'kin tool innit! Yo no need no more techie man batty boyz! yur BA muvvas kin do it awl on dare own! no need for no one neva!"

I kid you not! Hard nosed Salesmen, Experienced Techies all of them standing in front of "us" trying not to laugh....

Drewster, you bin hangin' wiv dem homies for too long, innit?

Mashup though? Why? I may have to use the term 'Mashup' more in everyday life.

Golfing Mashup
Drinking Mashup
Football Mashup
Board Meeting Mashup
Dentist Mashup
Funeral Mashup
Wedding Mashup
Sainsbury's 'weekly big shop' Mashup

[Drewster]

You should have a little bit of sympathy.....

Imagine you were a Serena Consultant/Techie with many years hard work building a reputation within a wide customer base...... and then "they" came along and told you to visit these customers (remember your hard earned rep) and try to sell them a product called "Mashups".......

"Man innit wee av dis kicking tool.... its wewl wicked innit! Its called Mashups man! 'kin kick *rse muvva 'kin tool innit! Yo no need no more techie man batty boyz! yur BA muvvas kin do it awl on dare own! no need for no one neva!"

I kid you not! Hard nosed Salesmen, Experienced Techies all of them standing in front of "us" trying not to laugh....

[TheRefactornator]

Sounds like the sort of thing one would use if one had no effing clue.
JMTPW.

And can I just mention i HATE the word 'techie'.
No seriously I do

IDNHAFCWYAM

[Mich the Tester]

Sounds like the sort of thing one would use if one had no effing clue.
JMTPW.

And can I just mention i HATE the word 'techie'.
No seriously I do

It’s better than being called an anal yst. What is an ‘yst’ anyway?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Sounds like the sort of thing one would use if one had no effing clue.
JMTPW.

And can I just mention i HATE the word 'techie'.
No seriously I do

But you are a Techie aren't you?

[Pogle]

Sounds like the sort of thing one would use if one had no effing clue.
JMTPW.

And can I just mention i HATE the word 'techie'.
No seriously I do

[chef]

It sounds like the last train to gig extension-central to me..although very unsatisfying and that crap would piss me off too.

it's not our system, it's one of the clients we are integrating to that uses this cr@p