Reply to: That's another teenage fantasy destroyed

[Drewster]

........What if the spooks are listening...........

Many years ago....
A young man was "working" in an Embassy in a Foreign Land on Xmas Eve
ie He had drawn the "short straw" and had to man the office in case WW3 broke out or something
About 10:30 - 11 he phoned his family back home to wish them Merry Xmas
After a brief chat they said thier godbyes...
His Mum (kindly soul that she was) said I hope you enjoy the rest of the evening.....
"Unlikely Mum" he said "as I am sitting here on my own for the next 6 hours!
Still it could be worse!!! I could be a spook having to monitor our conversation! Ha Ha....."
He heard a "click" on the line..... then some background music, sounds of partying and conversation and a voice said "Thats what you think.... Cheers!"

[FSM with Cheddar]

Aeroplanes.... Yeah! Now I remember........

Mav: Hey IceMan... Brace yourself baby!
You are about to get 20000 pound thrust! and I mean THRUST!!

Hay, I said no quoting. What if the spooks are listening. Now I'm going to have to take my aeroplane conversations back underground to stop them falling into the wrong hands.

[Drewster]

Drewster, I think your description was pretty accurate.

I think there were some aeroplanes in there as well, but don't quote me on that one.

Aeroplanes.... Yeah! Now I remember........

Mav: Hey IceMan... Brace yourself baby!
You are about to get 20000 pound thrust! and I mean THRUST!!

[Menelaus]

TOTAL geek.

I went to see it in the cinema with my Dad who was in the RAF at the time.

[FSM with Cheddar]

Drewster, I think your description was pretty accurate.

I think there were some aeroplanes in there as well, but don't quote me on that one.

[original PM]

where to start

Kelly Mcgillis was hot in top gun a bit of girl on girl does nothing to diminsh that.

As for top gun being gay - apparently so

any remeber the bit where they are playing volley ball all greased up with Playing with the Boys as the background tune

seriously!

this may help

[Drewster]

What I didn't spot any gayness in TopGun. Where was that bit?

Goose: Ooooh Maverick you are soo hard!
Maverick: Get you
IceMan: I hate poofs and queers!
Mav: oooo Icy baby you seem tense.... let me release some of that for you!
(Mav starts to massage IceMans shoulders)
Ice: Touch me and you DIE!
(IceMan grabs Mavs wrist pulls him into his face and glares!)
Mav: There there......
Ice: I said DIE!!
(Ice squeezes Mavs wrist in a vice like grip)
Mav: Oooooooo Ow
(Mavs eyes start to water and a small tear runs down his cheek)
Goose: Yopu leave him alone you meeenie!
Mav: No... (gulp) Its OK Goose.... Ice and I understand each other.....
(Mav gazes into Ices eyes brushes the tear from his cheek with his free hand and licks the droplet from his finger.... then winks at Ice)
Ice: Oh Mav.... Oh Mav..... I have been so mean to you! All these years I have beaten the tulip out of you and prentended that I thought you were an insuferable little queen.... Mav... I.... I...
Goose: NO!! Mav don't... don't listen! You know it won't work!
Ice: C'Mon Mav... Take me! Take me NOW!!
(Scene change)...........



I am not 100% certain that thats verbatim... but I think its pretty close
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[FSM with Cheddar]

You mean the general content wasn't gay enough?

What I didn't spot any gayness in TopGun. Where was that bit?

[Pondlife]

WHS.

Wish they had written the lesbian bit into Top Gun

You mean the general content wasn't gay enough?

[Troll]

A lot of it about...linky

"It's clear that a change in sexual orientation is imaginable to more people than ever before, and there's more opportunity -- and acceptance -- to cross over the line," says Klein, noting that a half-dozen of her married female patients in the past few years have fallen in love with women. "Most are afraid that if they don't go for it, they'll end up with regrets."

Could we have a female perspective ... and the chance to watch too please (NB not if the couple look like Cynthia Nixon and her partner Christine Marinoni, )

[Drewster]

Perhaps I could cure her!

Allegedly it was the thought of your "cure" that turned her!

[FSM with Cheddar]

That's another teenage fantasy destroyed

enhanced

WHS.

Wish they had written the lesbian bit into Top Gun

[Lockhouse]

Her restaurant in Key West is very nice even though she has sold it recently - I had dinner there a couple of months ago. You often see her out and about there - she doesn't look anything like her Top Gun days though I'm sad to report.

[BoredBloke]

Kelly McGillis preferred girls all along

Me too - so we have something in common. Perhaps I could cure her!

[Moscow Mule]

I'm disgusted with myself, I agree with a comment on the Daily Mail website:

So what if she's a lesbian it's not like she's the only one.

Edit: Obviously the punctuation is attrocious, but I agree with the sentiment.