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Previously on "ASDA dangerous weapon rant"

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  • zeitghost
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    A bit of a contrast with Walmart in SepticLand where one is at liberty to walk out with sufficient firearms to start a small war after a 35 minute phone call.



    Yeeeeeeehaw!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    At English common law, suicide was a felony punishable by burial in the public highway with a stake driven through the body and forfeiture of all one's goods to the Crown
    Sounds very useful, like when your opponents "commit suicide"...

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    What was the penalty for it?
    Life!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I need a drink
    Not following someone's invite to a hotel bar here?

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Why buy a chainsaw? Surely all you need do is start it up and walk purposefully out of the shop?
    I tried that once. I got thirty metres then the cable ran out.

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  • Pogle
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    Perhaps the checkout person was a member 'Pro potato' you know those people who think vegetables are people too, feel pain and should have the same rights as us........

    I need a drink

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    When, it was hardly a full blown rant, was it?
    Did this rant not ap-peal to you?

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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    whinge

    When, it was hardly a full blown rant, was it?
    It was a rant before I self-censored the post but I'll give you that one - its more of a whinge.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by lightng View Post
    ASDA dangerous weapon rant.
    whinge

    When, it was hardly a full blown rant, was it?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Use a decent search engine and find the answer for yourself my squirrel shagging little Russian friend.

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  • Churchill
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    Use a decent search engine and find the answer for yourself my squirrel shagging little Russian friend.

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It was until 1961!
    But did anybody ever get done for it? R v John Smith (deceased) has a certain ring to it.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It was until 1961!
    What was the penalty for it?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Suicide is not illegal but theft is, no need to put a spot on yer otherwise spotless reputation by stealing a chainsaw and then sawing your self to death with it...
    It was until 1961!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Why buy a chainsaw? Surely all you need do is start it up and walk purposefully out of the shop?
    Suicide is not illegal but theft is, no need to put a spot on yer otherwise spotless reputation by stealing a chainsaw and then sawing your self to death with it...

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