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Drewster replied

30 April 2009, 10:36
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

I've got a brother like that

He runs over cats? Or attacks them after they've been run over........
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Pogle replied

30 April 2009, 10:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

When our cat got run over (for the 1st time : the non fatal time) his brother attacked him.

Nature is so cruel....

I've got a brother like that
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BrilloPad replied

30 April 2009, 09:48
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Poor Moggie, I bet all the other moggies in the neighbourhood were laughing at her/him.
Cats can be cruel you know

When our cat got run over (for the 1st time : the non fatal time) his brother attacked him.

Nature is so cruel....
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EternalOptimist replied

30 April 2009, 08:35
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Poor Moggie, I bet all the other moggies in the neighbourhood were laughing at her/him.
Cats can be cruel you know

And everybody tells me that it's cruel to be a cat,
Cruel for cats
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Money Money Money replied

30 April 2009, 08:33
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Exactly why cats = evil.

Dogs, on the other hand, ROCK.

Mine limps.
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Menelaus replied

30 April 2009, 08:32
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Poor Moggie, I bet all the other moggies in the neighbourhood were laughing at her/him.
Cats can be cruel you know

Exactly why cats = evil.

Dogs, on the other hand, ROCK.
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Pogle replied

30 April 2009, 08:29
Poor Moggie, I bet all the other moggies in the neighbourhood were laughing at her/him.
Cats can be cruel you know
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TheRefactornator replied

30 April 2009, 08:28
Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post

He said about amputaion, but also mention it would be a further £2.5k!!!!!!

I'll sort it for 20 quid..times are hard n'all so I'm happy to help out. Ok so I'm a software developer by trade but it can't be that hard with a mallet and a cleaver shirley.
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Money Money Money replied

30 April 2009, 08:25
My lab has a dodgy back leg...after £6k in vet bill, 3 vets + consulting with some vet in Texas they still have no idea what to do.

He said about amputaion, but also mention it would be a further £2.5k!!!!!!
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Menelaus replied

30 April 2009, 08:25
Well if it's a cat surely it's destiny in life is to be Chinese food?
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Money Money Money replied

30 April 2009, 08:23
Bullet
Between
Eyes

HTH
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BrilloPad replied

30 April 2009, 08:20
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The lack of empathy and sympathy on this board is staggering. Do you not realise that I had to sleep on the couch last night ?

git

You are lucky she is not divorcing you. Any man who tells the truth is asking for it.
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EternalOptimist replied

30 April 2009, 08:16
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

And this is from one of the contenders for Most Intelligent Poster on CUK. Says something about the competition

The lack of empathy and sympathy on this board is staggering. Do you not realise that I had to sleep on the couch last night ?

git
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d000hg replied

30 April 2009, 08:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

My cat Brewster-Roustabout, has done it again. Her bum fell out yesterday afternoon and the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
We have been giving her soft food and plenty of water, plus her meds, but she must have been straining too hard, this is the second time it has happened.
The vets managed to push it back in and have stiched her ring-piece up, she will be home today. I asked the missus if it was time to do the decent thing and get the needle for her.
Doesn't it get cold on the couch at 3am ?

And this is from one of the contenders for Most Intelligent Poster on CUK. Says something about the competition
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Drewster replied

30 April 2009, 07:56
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

.........the missus spent half an hour chasing her round the garden with a bloody tennis ball sticking out of her @rse.
....................

If I could just ask:
What had the Mrs been upto to end up with a Tennis ball up her *rse?
And why didn't she take it out before chasing the cat?

t' bloody gramma on dis bord 'king sh*ite innit!
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